A somewhat ancient website that contained a list of Dirty Sounding Names

Some nice people got together and put up a list of names that could be real, but certainly sounds filthy when uttered with a slight slur. What bothers me is a complete lack of Ben Dover.

Ben Derhover
Ben Gurgen Hoffe
Ben N. Syder
Ben O. Verbich
Ben R. Over

I understand that maybe it's cliche, but like "Ivana Dick" or "Hairy Butthole" (that might not be an actual name), you can't have a proper list of dirty sounding names without "Ben Dover", especially when that's someone's actual name (who is not related to hard core British Gonzo Porn).

Dirty Sounding Names

Tiger and Monk

Moonbuggy

The Brooklyn Superhero Supply Company.

Located on Fifth Avenue in Brooklyn, NY, the BSSco is the premiere source for your Super Hero-ing (or Villain-ing) needs, like body enhancements.


Physical Implements:


And even a Capery with an oscillating fan, so that you would never commit a fashion faux pas with your billowing cape.


Just... Watch out for the robots.


The Brooklyn Superhero Supply Company
Flickr (iskira)
Flickr (Tony Lupo)
Flickr (826NYC/Jen Snow)

BSSco is a secret affiliate of the 826NYC, a nefarious organization dedicated to the bettering humanity through workshops that teaches children to think and write creatively, breaking their shackles of cubicle bondage.

Ever seen Planes, Trains, & Automobiles?

This has to be my favorite part.



What ever happened to Mrs. Poole anyway?

CNN Daily top 10

Is spam that leads you to a website that may have malwares, I only did a google search and nothing good seems to have come of it, If you receive an email from CNN Daily Top 10 just delete it for good.

And now, here's an odd picture.

The new Snickers Commercial makes me laugh.

This video's apparently banned in UK *shrugs*

Common Errors in English Usage

A website that contains a list of common errors in English Usage.

So seriously, guys, if you can go and create such a massive downpour of misunderstanding, how do you expect this foreign fuck to understand your language?

Fuck you, English, fuck you.

Fisherman is now FishMan

Actually, would they be called MennerFish?

Well it must be another delicious round of Tuesday!

Funtasticus

It's your birthday!

Here's your very own Princess Pony!

Hey guys let's go out for drinks!

Wait, what? no, I didn't say I was gonna buy you drinks, I bought them all for me.


Funtasticus

The Back Peach

“The idea behind this project is to recycle products in a new and novel way.”

Trendhunter

Why the butt of a mannequin, you say? Well WHY NOT?

The Mummy Invades the Olympics.

So apparently, we should watch the Olympics because Brendan Frasier will be there to protect us from the horrors that is the Olympic Atheletic Mummies.

Then why is Jet Lee in there?

Lesson time!

You get all that? Me either. God english is hard.

Why are you closed?

Oh, that explains it.

Time for lunch!

"omnomnomnom"

Rat Twins of Pacific Palisades

Boingboing linked to this horrifying story from LA Weekly last Friday, and while I'm reading this article I could feel my skin crawl.

I don't have anything against rats in general, but just the thought of such mountain of diseased, plague riddled beasts carpeting everything brings a shiver to my spine.

All I have to say is that if I ever have neighbors as horrific as those two old hags, I may just lose it and force feed them anti-freeze, then setting everything on fire.

Palisades Rathouse: Unchallenged by Health Officials, Elderly Twins Fed Local Vermin Population

Despair.com

I think most everyone now knows that the Demotivators aren't just some random crap some guy at 4-chan slapped together and it became an overnight macro sensation. SO while we go around and post pictures that really isn't very demotivational at all, let us not forget the true demotivators, you know, the ones created by professional demotivationists.




I especially love the "Perfect for" text for these two.

- The Beautiful People
- Disaffected college students who became that way by listening to too much Marilyn Manson in junior high
- A certain one-time peroxide blonde who completely led on the author of this particular Demotivator during his senior year of high school in 1989
- The author of this Demotivator, for being so utterly shallow that he let an obnoxious hot chick totally play him for a fool 16 years ago, and would again, if she would JUST CALL ME.... KATIE, IF YOU READ THIS, PICK UP THE PHONE AND DIAL ME. FOR REAL. I CAN'T FORGIVE YOU IF DON'T MAKE THE FIRST STEP. xo, J.B.

- The loser who wrote Beauty
- Disaffected college students

Despair.com (We really should buy something from there)

"Pod Racing"

Soapbox Derby Style.


I get the feeling that it may not move at all though...

Devendra Banhart: Carmensita

Devendra Banhart - Carmensita from vagrant jones on Vimeo.

Had I been vacationing out at some tropical local I would be entirely unsurprised to hear this music playing softly lilting over the air, enchanting the tourists towards the local drink stands, charming them into consuming buckets of Mai-Tai.

And then the psychedelic video pretty much wiped away any thought of tropical beach resort I may have had and replaced it with a heaping spoonful of Bollywood Crazy.

And Natalie Portman.

Devendra Banhart: Carmensita (music video) (boingboing)