The Steve Irwin Found A New Captain.

Meet Captain Cat:

Or would that be the first mate? Meh, it can't be any worse then their old one.

You have no idea what I'm talking about? Then count your blessings that you were never subjected to the unmitigated oxygen thievery on the scale of a global disaster that is WHALE WARS.

At least he is realistic

Bill O'Reilly Is Pretty Smug About Movie Bombs

No matter what people say now, design is important, it is REALLY important, look at the new Tropicana Trop50 and you'll know what I mean.

HURRAY GOATSE!

Blundering Bomber

Reuters

T-Bone Is The ILL-EST

I'm so glad there are so many kind hearted individuals out there, it really lift the spirit.

Xzibit Heard That Your Kid Likes Kids...

Bridge V.S. Boat

It's like a metaphor for life, except it is life.

A Puppy Fryer Is Quite Horrible.

I don't care what you say, it's just horrible.

It is a tough decision,

But I think I will have the rape salad please.

If You Don't Dig Rats, Maybe You Shouldn't Have Them Sitting On Your Shoulder

A Parent in Denial

The full Yahoo Answers! page.

Speaking Of BME Zine...

Looks like Mac users may have discovered BME Zine as well...

Dumb Fucks...

God damn it, Jamal, stop trying to look cool with the fucking rocket launcher!

I'll see you guys on Monday, and please don't spoil the Watchmen movie for me, I don't plan to watch it for a few more weeks, so that the theaters will finally have the time to wipe the Watchmen fan-spunk off of everything.

Or at least let the damn things dry and not stuck on me, unlike the god damn Star Wars Prequel disaster...

CCTV is a constant source of entertainment

Via Liveleak:

CCTV,Coventry,England.THIS CCTV footage shows an arsonists going into a bar in Coventry and setting it alight. Unfortunately for this idiot the footage shows that after setting the bar alight he also managed to set himself alight... and his car!

Motercycle

That's it, I'll see you guys Monday, unless I see you guys over the weekend, then everything has gone to hell and I've died a horrible death involving flames and some sort of dried saltine emergency.

I have no idea what I just typed.

BACON!

Yeah, it's that important.

File this under: That Will Certainly End Well

Explosives + Sledge Hammer.

Hey Kids!

Help your mom shop for a... uh...



Man...

I actually have no idea why he did this.

This serves as a wonderful reminder though, if you are going to show off by diving off the top of a flight of really steep stairs or escalator, prepare to be dead at the end.

The Top 500 used password of all time

What's My Pass, a website that I have never heard of before, recently released a list of the 500 worst (most used) passwords of all time.

Here is a sample of them:


A quick glance of the list tells you that people are eith dumb, nerdish, horney, or is a sports fan. You may go so far as to claim that many of them are all of the above!