Showing posts with label YOU suck as a human being. Show all posts
Showing posts with label YOU suck as a human being. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Darkie Toothpaste.

The thing about being the younger generation of our family is that, well, one of our favorite activity as a Taiwanese individual, is for us to tell every god damn person we can about how god damn racist us Taiwanese folks are. Take, for example, the Darkie Toothpaste:


I remember that at a later time of my youth, my grandfather switched his favorite "black man toothpaste" to "white man toothpaste", of which I just thought, to my racist little self: "I guess white man toothpaste is better?"

I also remember that they introduced some toothpaste with salt in it, declaring the cleansing power of salt, now on your teeth.

THIS ALL HAPPENED DURING THE 80'S!

God damn we were some fucked up racists.

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Anti Theft Signs Are Better if You Write Them Yourself

While browsing through boingboing they presented these two little gems...

It has such a nice built up from "reason" to "I will shoot you in the fucking face"
Passive Aggressive Notes


God, it's like reading Deliverance...
Robotpainter

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Bungee Horrors


"No I don't want to do it!"
"Here let me help you."
"Oh thank god..."
"Yoink!"

Maybe I'll see you guys a tomorrow... or maybe I won't.

Monday, October 19, 2009

Teabagging for Jesus


God damn tea-baggers, taking a perfectly legitimate and wholesome act and turning it into a tool of their nefarious political agenda.

Please Don't Hurt The Animals While Teasing Them...


What is love?

Hey Kids, Vice President Biden Has Something To Say To You!


Aw, that hurts me on the inside...

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Monday, June 29, 2009

The Greatest Freakout: WoW Style

What happens when you cancel your child's World of Warcraft account?


I'm slightly puzzled with the whole "I'm so fucking pissed I'm going to rape myself with a remote" move.

And thanks to the magic of JAPANESE!, here is a remixed version:


I laughed so hard I pooped myself.

Electricity VS Cat



It's shopped

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Benny Hinn: Let the Bodies Hit The Floor



Things get a bit confusing once Benny Hinn start hitting people with his jacket...

Friday, April 3, 2009

Wolverine On My Little Pony: A Tattoo


I get the feeling that's a stick on tattoo, at least, I pray to god that's not permanent.

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Meet Mr. Johnson


Mr. Johnson is over 6 feet tall, made entirely of recycled materials, and is anatomically correct.

Not that I need to tell you that, here is Mr. Johnson with Monica Lidman, the artist (who I suspect may be a little insane).


Verkstad :: Giant Sock Monkey NSFW

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

I Would Like To Go Somewhere Else For Lunch...

But Ronald could be such a dick about it...
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