So Apparently Patrick Stewart is an Actual Captain

I'm not gonna lie, that's pretty awesome.

I'm so confused by this right now (imgur)

"Promises Promises"

Look, I'm pretty oblivious to all things pop culture, like finding out that the guy who sang this song:


Is Detective Brisco:



This picture is apparently from "photofest", or somebody, I don't know, but please let me know if you don't want that picture floating around.

Blissfully unaware, I was. Corrected though.

Also that song is completely stuck in my head.

SURPRISE!

It's a "Tigger Loves To Molest Innocent Runners" Monday!

I resolve to spend less time browsing pornography, reading manga, and playing video games, so that I may start spending more time wasting away on the interwebs.

Actually, I'll probably end up doing more of that, oh well, it was a nice thought while it lasted.

See you next year.

No, not this year, next year.

That's like, not this year.

I think JayAre's dead.

The Following Images Can Be Easily Explained.

Well, long pants are ... I mean... long, and you never know when you may need a water kettle.


So that there is what appears to be a girl, sitting in a bathtub, perusing a heavy binded period article, drenched in white sauce. A typical Thursday night, really.


Ah, of course, wearing your favorite bikini-croc and trucker hat combo, wielding a bottle of J&B and a chainsaw whilst dancing on top of a sheriff's car. This would have been a perfectly normal Saturday night on the East side except that I know, for a fact, that I just did that two hours ago. Really, I mean, doesn't everybody?


And that's my arresting photograph, I managed to get my cloth back on. The officer didn't.

I Stared At This Picture For About Five Hours...

I still have no idea what the hell is going on.

FIRE, CONAN, FIRE!

A Failure In Advertising?

Or is it?

All I'm saying is that chefs need love too.

Diaper Boy With Gun Is...

Inexplicable.

I have no idea what this picture means.

So I took a wild guess and post this on Zombie-Jesus Day, just in case!

It's Not Like You Can Predict Memes, but...

Here is the original:

Apparently, due to some weird technical glitch, if you tilt the Goldeneye cartridge it'll cause the onscreen NPCs to spaz the hell out.

So then the Nipponese decided to go buck wild with it:




Really though, out of all the ones I've seen so far, this one is the king:


And of course, the inexplicable compilation:

It is not the nature of a meme to be understood, it is only to be followed.

No I'm not going to make one, I have a hard enough time trying to sleep without tears and screaming.

Via horklog, who may be NSFW at times, but manages to entertain me greatly.

U-Washee Has Rain Soft Water...

W. T. F?

Krispy Kreme Wheat Donuts

Huh...

A Teddy Bear That Eases Your Pain...

Wait, no, it doesn't, why Catcher In The Rye? Why the flashlight? WHY THE ROPE?

A Freaky Ice Cream?

I have no idea what that really is, nor do I want to imagine what it is...

And Now For Something Completely Different.

NAZI PORN!

Seriously, I have no idea what this is, the place that I stole this picture from described it as "Nazi Penis Check", and I went with it.

What can I say, when life gives me lemons, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

Mace T

And in other, slightly related to Mr. T news:

WHATTHESHITISGOINGON?

She is a Big... Bunny?

mrr?

What do I do?

On one hand, I love kittens and want to save them.
On the other, DANGER!

Well that was stupendous

Yeah, so my attempt at "making up for not a lot of posts on Monday" resulted in me barely posting today, well I'll remedy that now, since I am home and has actual time to make it seem like I'm wasting a lot of time.

Anyway, in celebration of Obama's inauguration, here is a whole bunch of left over campaign pictures from last year!

Who sucks the most?


McCain/Palin vs King of the Hill


This guy also want change


Obama sandels.


McCain sandels


She has vipers in her gloryhole?


Palin is puzzled.


Yoda Grammar


Excessive Obama Fan


Obama with large lips.


Here's Johnny!


You can't have Jesus without an Apocalypse


The candidates speaking of "change"


McCain is... surprised?


The Candidates as the cast of Batman:


Man, I'm glad I finally got rid of those, time to concentrate on something equally retarded!

And now, a Hobo Muppet Model and Pictures of Cubicles

One really doesn't have anything to do with the other four.







I'll see you guys tomorrow, unless I see you guys later tonight, then I'll see you guys later tonight, but more likely I'll see you guys tomorrow.

Hulk Hogan Has Gone...

...

I don't know, how would you describe this: