Baby Snow Seal Need Help

HALP!

Wall Gator

great, now they've figured out how to partially evade the painful pull of gravity.

Ushanka wearing Snow Cat Shred on a Guitar

I just learned that the furry soviet cap is actually called a Ushanka, thank you, google.

Oh wait, crap, that's supposed to be a pompadour, meh.

Bunny Has Toilet Paper

Silly Bunny, you don't have any hands with working digits to wipe your pellet dispensing bottom.

Christian Bale and Cat

I don't remember seeing this in Equilibrium.

I don't know why this picture amuses me so, but it does.

Animals Are Sort of Useless... and are kind of weird...

I actually came across this "Animal Facts" a few times before I found out it was from KinokoFry, which is deliciously enjoyable.

Ignore the rest of this post, as it's nothing more then Google bait:
A dog can eat an elephant: TRUE!
Every 100th egg a chicken lays contains sugar: that would explain why my scrambled eggs tasted weird...
Did you know? There are no chipmunks: I knew it!
Axolotls are members of the goat family: that also explains why it's called an Axolotl.
When left alone for 5-10 hours. Finches will begin to resemble Oliver Sacks: did you know that Oliver Sacks is a MD, a Doctor, an author, and a fine dancer?
Otters will amount to nothing: I feel for them, that's what my elephant-eating dog tells me every day, but in doggish.
Parrots are just bullshit: aw...

Now I remember why I'm posting...

Well, once again, it's old news at this point, but BRODYQUEST!


ALL. DAY. LONG.

Also, for some odd reason, I've been google image searching "shaved dogs"

Don't ask.

Also, this is not a dog, god damn it google!

A Morning of Awkwardness is....

Far better then a night of loneliness?

Debate.

Or not.

So... Sleepy...

The Anteater Visit The Nighthawks

Anteaters are dicks.

O Rly?

Bringing back 2001 like it's 199... wait, that doesn't make sense.

Sand Painting: Taiwanese Advertising Style

I'm sold, CONSUMER WHORE WILL... UH... go to zoo? AND BUY KITSCHY STUFFED ANIMAL SCHLONGS!!!

This Video Is Called "Meow Mix"

Words can not defy(defy? don't I mean express? I need to stop drinking!) the horror that rests in the pit of my stomache only to rise up and choke me to stop this abomination against everything that is rainbows and baby smiles.

Desktop Cat Wears A Cool Shade.

Ha ha ha I don't know what's going on.

Here is the link for more: Fuck Yeah Cats!
You are welcome.

It's... A... Um... It's A Crab Cat.

*shrugs*

Most People Won't Remember Why Catherine II Was Called Catherine The Great...

They would only remember a particularly fallacious rumor:

According to a quick Google search, by the way, showed that she died of a stroke, not the magnificent and possibly horrifyingly hilarious ending that we all just kind of accepted as a fact.

And of course, I have to put this in or I'll never be able to find this picture in the later years: Horse Fucker.

If you performed an image search for "Horse Fucker" and came to this blog, WELCOME!

The Steve Irwin Found A New Captain.

Meet Captain Cat:

Or would that be the first mate? Meh, it can't be any worse then their old one.

You have no idea what I'm talking about? Then count your blessings that you were never subjected to the unmitigated oxygen thievery on the scale of a global disaster that is WHALE WARS.

DANGER

They day that man teaches dogs to wield guns is the day that mankind has doomed itself.

You don't believe me? EVEN AFTER THIS:
A Memphis, Tenn., man is in critical condition Wednesday after his dog shot him in the back.

I laughed so hard that a quantum cat materialized in my living room, got scared, then vaporized itself, that was how much I laughed at the headline. Oh, and there's this:
Hunter recovering after being shot by dog

They aren't even trying and they are killing us! Dogs, the silent but adorable and possiblity mentally retarded killer.

Slow Loris are OMG ADORABLE <3

Thanks A-Tek!