She stands on lightpoles

This is mostly for me...

So I've been watching Rhythm Heaven Fever game footage on youtube, mostly because, um... apparently, I don't play games anymore and I'd rather watch people play games and spend the time screaming at my monitor. Anyway, this is probably my favorite, Ringside, this is the English version:



Oh wow, now all I need is an "ifram" tag to embed stuff? the future is amazing. Oh, right, and here's the Japanese version:



There is a reason for why I wanted to show you the Japanese version, mostly because of remixes... like this Terry Crews version:


Or this Applejack version:


Or this... um... questionable King from Legend of Zelda on the CDi:


God that's actually really bad...

Or this Heavy Version:


So apparently that was a thing, but the thing is that, you don't know how deep this rabbit hole goes. You see, when something like this happen, something much stranger and worse starts showing up, and then it just goes deeper and deeper...





Shine on you crazy beautiful fucking lunatics, shine on.

Ramen is Delicious

also, apparently it's 10% noddles and 90% love...

Little girl agrees

Carpets With a Sense of Humor

Apparently these "LOL Shags" they were being sold at Lowes, but no news on whether Lowes still carry them.

I would have gotten one had I knew about it.

Ghostbuster

heh.

Deep Fried Butter

I HUNGER!

Olly Moss

From excellent movie poster remakes to t-shirt designs, Olly Moss does some fascinating great stuff like:

Robocop on a Unicorn (yes it was a meme, I believe it was instigated, if not started, by Xeni Jardin of BoingBoing, who knows.)


Some great Star Trek "Trouble with Tribbles" poster


Has Spock and Uhura always been an item?

Dirty Harry Poster


Die Hard Poster


The Spoilit:

I know we posted this picture before, but do you know you can buy it from Threadless

Olly Moss

Guys, I've switched from bourbon to scotch, mostly because I've run out of bourbon and will soon run out of scotch.

just saying.

Crazy 4 Cult

I desperately wanted to get this as a poster but sadly, Mike Mitchel does not have that for sale in his shop. Lots of other cool prints there though.

Ushanka wearing Snow Cat Shred on a Guitar

I just learned that the furry soviet cap is actually called a Ushanka, thank you, google.

Oh wait, crap, that's supposed to be a pompadour, meh.

Bunny Has Toilet Paper

Silly Bunny, you don't have any hands with working digits to wipe your pellet dispensing bottom.

Scott C Does Some Pretty Neat Pictures about Movies

Here's his website:
Scott C has a gallery show somewhere in San Francisco:

Look guys, I'm not gonna lie, I've been drinking...

Why did I put colons there?

Rocks Viewed Through Your Favorite Video Games

I don't even know if you can see these properly...

Just click on the link below if you want to see the picture not all messed up with scripting and uncorrected due to laziness.

Just a Rock (imgur)

CarInsurance.org Put Together a Nifty LIttle Guide...

A nifty guide about Autobots...


That's just a partial list, click on this link to get the full picture.

I have no idea why they did it, but bless them for doing so... although there is almost no way for me to print this thing out like a poster and hang it unless I own a cathedral...

...

hmmm...

Christian Bale and Cat

I don't remember seeing this in Equilibrium.

I don't know why this picture amuses me so, but it does.

What does 4 chan do when the mods are away?

They post bread:

Those sick bastards.

Also, my friend just told me about MacroChan, my life is over.

Nicolas Cage as... Everyone.

Through some inexplicable and baffling event, someone decided to start a blog dedicated to reimagining what... well, everyone will look like if they are played by Nic Cage...








I must have missed the memo, but this is perplexing.

Animals Are Sort of Useless... and are kind of weird...

I actually came across this "Animal Facts" a few times before I found out it was from KinokoFry, which is deliciously enjoyable.

Ignore the rest of this post, as it's nothing more then Google bait:
A dog can eat an elephant: TRUE!
Every 100th egg a chicken lays contains sugar: that would explain why my scrambled eggs tasted weird...
Did you know? There are no chipmunks: I knew it!
Axolotls are members of the goat family: that also explains why it's called an Axolotl.
When left alone for 5-10 hours. Finches will begin to resemble Oliver Sacks: did you know that Oliver Sacks is a MD, a Doctor, an author, and a fine dancer?
Otters will amount to nothing: I feel for them, that's what my elephant-eating dog tells me every day, but in doggish.
Parrots are just bullshit: aw...

Wookie the Chew

This dude has more pictures of his rendition of Star Wars characters as Winnie the Pooh. Oh, and Kessel Run:


James Hance may replace Brandon Byrd as my favorite pop culture artist... well, maybe not, but it'll be a tough fight.

Anti Theft Signs Are Better if You Write Them Yourself

While browsing through boingboing they presented these two little gems...

It has such a nice built up from "reason" to "I will shoot you in the fucking face"
Passive Aggressive Notes


God, it's like reading Deliverance...
Robotpainter

Your Old Tires make for a Sexy Sink

Or about as sexy as a sink could get unless you decide to create silicon sinks in the shape of breasts...

I want to put my face in it.

Award: RUBBiSH (Recycled Rubber Sinks)