Fucking Clown Bombs

Good morning you filthy animals



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Oh Hey Well What The Hell Happened Here?

It's been a while since I've posted anything, and I'm not super sad to say... I don't really miss it. Anyway, this is just a quick announcement to kind of get things kicked back into gear. I'm not super happy with my free photo hosts and I may end up switching blog (or incorporate other styles of blogs) while messing around with features.

There are basically two things you will know:
1) updates will be super infrequent
2) whenever I'm updating, I'll probably be drunk.

And now here are two pictures I found on 4chan, which is still a horrible seething mess of horror that delights the cockles of my being while sets on fire anything and anyone that I've ever loved:

Exhibit 1) A Clean Toilet:

Just be glad the bubbles are clean.

Exhibit 2) WTF is going on?

I can't explain this even if you strangle my puppy, so please stop strangling my puppy.

People think trawling through internet looking for pictures and videos of amusement is easy, yeah, sure it's easy, if you want to turn an amusing hobby into soul searing god damn work.

Flying Sharks

The Real Life Pedo Bear

What Would You Do If A Snake Crawls Into Your Toilet?

Seems fair.

MCS makes me never ever want to poop into a toilet ever again.

Moose Towing

That's it, I'll see you guys next month.

Soon, My Pretties...

Are You Awake Yet?

Scary Clown Says "WHAT ABOUT NOW?"

You Have Angered the Badger

Jesus, you are screwed.

IED

Yikes.

Clowns are Scary

Don't Do It.

Nothing good can come out of this.

Sometimes it's better to crap your pants.

Hidden Dangers

I'm very curious...

At Least Things Can't Get Any Worse.

And I Am Not Lying

Well, unless you touched his My Little Pony collection...


MGK

Penguin Finds Refuge from Killer Whales

On a boat.

FISH SURPRISE!

A Giant Spider Eating a Bird.

A Golden Orb Weaver enjoying a meal of Chestnut-Chested Mannikin, in fact.


Stay the hell away from Australia.
Seriously, don't go there.

Film at 11

This actually made me burst out laughing when I saw it, which doesn't happen a lot. If you didn't find it funny.... well you are the wierd one, not me. OK, look here then....

RUN FOR THE HILLS, IT'S MONDAY!

On second thought, maybe I should run away from the hills...

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