This Nice Little Video Makes More Sense Then It Ought to...

Babbage and Lovelace in: ALBION: 1849!

Now with funky disco wah-wah background music.

For actual coherency, please refer all questions to this here website.

Came Across a Few Pictures, Thought You May Like It...

THOMAS AND FRIENDS!


TRANSFORM, AND ROLL OUT!

It may also need a "combine" in there somewhere, but that takes too long to say with dramatic impact.

Speaking of impact... What's better then Betty White and the ghost of John Ritter, you say?

How about Betty White in Slave Leia Bikini wielding a flaming chain-saw astride atop a John Ritter Centaur?

she also has a cape.

Humanity may be doomed, but it's in our twilight hours that we shine the brightest.

It's not really a hiatus if I keep coming back.

You've probably heard of chat roulette, and you might have also heard of Merton:


By the way, Merton is totally not Ben Folds:


I'm sure there will be more and more of these things pouring out of ever internet orfices that exists.

also here is another thing you probably already saw:


I'm not that easy to figure out, but if you put something internet related and some kind of Muppet related thing, I'd be drawn out of hiding just to be immediately crushed by a truck full of sardins.

Segata Saturn Shiro

I can't be arsed to try and figure out what they are singing, or why what may look like an odd Sega Saturn mascot is body throwing every freaking person he come across and molesting passed out mothers in the midst of a house fire... I'm too busy being freaked out that Segata Sanshiro is going to come after me next.

Also, I really don't want to explode.

Oh, wait, this video from "the best damn podcast ever" will explain everything, plus show you all of the commercials and the translated music video.

NOOOOOOO, SEGATA SANSHIRO!!!!

Captain Awesome is... Awesome.

Things Girls Will Do To You

CCTV is a constant source of entertainment

Via Liveleak:

CCTV,Coventry,England.THIS CCTV footage shows an arsonists going into a bar in Coventry and setting it alight. Unfortunately for this idiot the footage shows that after setting the bar alight he also managed to set himself alight... and his car!

White Power

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Free Fire

A slightly different take on Watchmen, a kinder, gentler Rorschach, at least.

I asked a question earlier today.

I asked JR and B if people ever inadvertently catch the soft top of their convert able on fire with their cigarette, the answer was a unanimous "no".

Well it ends up that you don't need a soft top to catch your car on fire with a cigarette.




English Russia

Team Killers

Look, that's why I always ask for "Friendly Fire" to be turned off, and if you start screaming "THAT'S NOT AUTHENTIC!!!" LOOK, YOU GOD DAMN DOUCHE BAG, IT'S A FUCKING VIDEO GAME, NOT A WAR TIME SIMULATOR!

I have no clue what this is

Or where it is from,
but it is made of nothing but awesome (and a little bit of hot for spice).

Who Sets Their Pants on Fire?

Really?

Yeah... so... uh... Greece is on fire.

I mean, holy shit.

Boton Globe's The Big Picture has more photographs of fire, rioting, protests, and death.

Wow that sucks

But you have to appreciate the irony.

man on fire

In Other News...

Your laundry is on fire.

Hot Balloon Disaster

Well, at least you aren't on f... oh...

Flame Thrower

So much fun...

That should do it