Obama Buying A New Marine One Fleet? Not Anytime Soon.

Putting the whole budget issue aside, there is a new reason why the White House will not and should not purchase the new fleet of Marine One-s: Iran's got their hands on the blueprint of the entire avionics package for the new Marine One.

According to ZDnet:

Bob Boback, CEO of Tiversa, said, ”We found a file containing entire blueprints and avionics package for Marine One. … What appears to be a defense contractor in Bethesda, MD had a file sharing program on one of their systems that also contained highly sensitive blueprints for Marine One,” Boback said.

Here I am, stuck with IE because our IT department won't let me install Firefox because of security/licensing reasons, and you fucktards go and ruin it for the rest of us with your inadvertent act of treason because you can't kick your Beyonce addiction. You god damn shit stain, I hope your genitalia grows teeth, falls off, and eats you alive with a side of explosive bowel disruptive gangrene.

Don't let that shadow touch them!

I don't really need linux, but god I would kill to be able to use firefox at work.

I'll see you guys tomorrow, if I'm still alive then.

I'm not quite back into the groove yet.

You'll have to forgive me, you don't have to, but I'd feel better if you do.

Not that you care how I feel.

In other news, Cracked sums up why exactly Fox should eat an ocean surge of dicks.

And die.

They didn't tell Fox to go die, but I wish Fox would die.

Simpsons are overrated at this point anyway.

Oh god can I please get some firefox up in this joint?

What the hell is wrong with IE6 this time?

Now everytime I go to the main page of this blog, it acknowledges me by NOT HAVING ME SIGNED IN, WTF?

Oh yeah, death by machine.

OH JESUS WHY?

TEENAGE. MUTANT. NINJA. TURTLES. DO. NOT. POLE. DANCE.

Because we like to make you sick.

Ryan North hates you and want you to feel terrible about being alive.

edit: Internet Explorer's wreaking havoc with this blog, god damn IE6, god damn IT for tying us down in this stone age browser.

The Great Escape: Sart Dog

I'm really really not liking IE6 whatsoever.

Canadian Apology

stolen from Frinko, can't link because IE6 sucks.

In the Future, we'll take bath/showers like fuckstains and eat babies for breakfast.

It's unavoidable, shit that pisses you off, they are completely unavoidable. The more you stay on the internet, the higher the chances that you will stumble across something that burns you in the midst of your core and incense every fiber of hate you can muster.

A few things annoyed me this week, first it's IT telling me I can't use firefox anymore, then it's the dog crapping in my apartment, and now, finally, this monstrosity of a durian-laden shit-farmer some sweaty-nutsack-hack designer who lives by taking-candies-from-children and puts-testicles-on-old-ladies-just-so-he-can-kick-them-in-the-crotch calls "future of bathing/showering".




"What in god's name were you thinking when you thought of this absolute waste of human effort?" I'd ask.

"Well, I was inhaling cat piss, rubbing genital herpes into my tear ducts, and bathing myself with urinal water when I thought about how wonderful it would be if the urinal is upside down, then I'd be able to stand underneath as showers of gum, piss, and stale-cigarette-butts buffets my figure of masculinity. Then I thought how wonderful it would be if the urinal is large enough for me to lie in, how relaxing it would be to lounge around with my favorite things!" The designer would say, as he lies in his tub full of 100% Cambodian Whore's Breast Milk while cutting himself and covers those cuts with coal dust.

God I hate this world, and I miss firefox...

Reinventin the Bathroom: Bath + Shower by Ron Arad

I hate internet explorer 6 like how I hate Kansas

And I hate Kansas alot.

A slightly inappropriate picture of John McCain with a Microphone

Stolen from Holy Taco, I'm not linking anymore, because I hate IE6, and IE6 hates me.