The Burger King Flame apparently smells nothing like meat, at all.

Some brave individuals from A Hamburger Today decided to give the Burger King Flame cologne a try, and they have decided that it smelled like a whole lot of things, but not meat.

"Like a truckstop bathroom air freshener."

"It smells like this G.I. Joe action figure I had that would spit out a liquid you filled it with. Or like this girl I dated in junior high who had a leather jacket that smelled just like that."

Also, now Burger King will bribe you with a whopper if you drop 10 of your Facebook Friends (now canceled) means that if you enjoy Burger King, you will have to enjoy it, alone, with your tears as the lone seasoning in a sea of tasteless cardboard hell.

The Manliest Burger You Will Every Get Your Manly Hands On.

I'm not sure, but I think I'm in love.

It's not illegal to fall in love with someone or something and then eating them/it, right, that's not cannibalism, right?

Would you like some donuts?

How about some maple bacon donuts?


Or a "cheeseburger" donut... which you can actually buy.

The "patty" is dipped in chocolate honey, and the "cheese" is actually bavarian cream.

Via Super Punch

McDonald in Europe Thinks All American Burgers Look The Same

At least they gave them nice names to... not really differenciate anything...

Man lunch was Awesome!

No, Awkward... I meant awkward. But still delicious.

So... Hungry...

mmm fatty melt, working arteries are over rated anyway.

Where's my burger bitch?!?

Ronald always ruined the holidays.

Anybody looking for some desert?

How About Some Krispy Kreme Bacon Cheddar Burger?


hooo I can feel myself dying on the inside...

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I had a burger for lunch

But for some reason it kind of tasted like foot...

Mandles is 1% wax, 99% man-lust

Mandles are candles, made with scents, for men. So it's the antithesis of Secret antiperspirant, except it makes you smelly-er.

Some of their smells are questionable


While some just smells delicious!




And Some are just beyond definition.


I'm intrigued by the A-Team smell though, I love the smell of defenestration in the morning.

Mandles

Thanks Lin!

LUNCH TIME!

time for some EPIC LUNCH!

HOLY CRAP GUYS MAKE ME THIS FOR LUNCH AND I'LL LOVE YOU FOR A YEAR!!!

When Hunger Strikes...

Get your self some 105lbs burger to satisfy your hunger.

The King may be losing his mind.

According to some website called Brand Replublic, Burger King is looking to introduce this Siamese-sextuplets of burgers as some strange combative artillery against pizza. The first two pairs will have... um... ketchup, second pair will have cheese, and the third pair will be topped with cheese, bacon, and cream-of-baby .

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I'm not sure, guys, but I've never viewed going to a burger place as a social activity worthy of sharing, unless we be talking about fry-thievery. A burger is structurally designed to be your own personal serving of heaven, I just don't see the point of designing an expensive (avg around $10) burger for a table of 6 (or one of me) unless you are getting a 100x100 or one of these:


A burger does sound good right now, actually.

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fine fine, stop crying...

here's a picture of a chihuahua on cheeseburgers to cheer you up, since obviously, that little dude can has cheeseburgers.