Carpets With a Sense of Humor

Apparently these "LOL Shags" they were being sold at Lowes, but no news on whether Lowes still carry them.

I would have gotten one had I knew about it.

Olly Moss

From excellent movie poster remakes to t-shirt designs, Olly Moss does some fascinating great stuff like:

Robocop on a Unicorn (yes it was a meme, I believe it was instigated, if not started, by Xeni Jardin of BoingBoing, who knows.)


Some great Star Trek "Trouble with Tribbles" poster


Has Spock and Uhura always been an item?

Dirty Harry Poster


Die Hard Poster


The Spoilit:

I know we posted this picture before, but do you know you can buy it from Threadless

Olly Moss

Guys, I've switched from bourbon to scotch, mostly because I've run out of bourbon and will soon run out of scotch.

just saying.

Comfort Wipe: It's Like A Magical Wand for Your Ass!

I'm a fat man who is frequently troubled by the act of having to wipe myself. It used to be that I only have two choices, wipe my butt and suffer a sprained shoulder, or not wipe my butt and suffer the horrible itchies. What's a fat guy to do? But now, thanks to Comfort Wipe, I'll never have to jump into the pool for a thorough soaking every time I poo ever again, THANKS, COMFORT WIPE!

Wild Wild West Depreciate The Value Of Maverick...

Literally, by a dollar.

Let's Play "SHAVE THE BABY"!

OH BOY!

The Dark Knight Poker Set

According to MCS, each card is individually defaced.


If Dray is still all hopped up on his Dark Knight kick, I'm expecting him to spend his hard earned gambling fortunes on a set of this.

Pigmy Tarsiers Are So Cute...

And so fucked up...

Apparently it was originally a book called Unix In A Nut Shell

I don't think they ever bothered explaining why they used a tarsier.

The Now Watch

This super accurate watch is no longer available for sale

Breaking Bad News With Baby Animals

It's a book of postcards which you can buy.

The Pirates!

In an adventure with SCIENTISTS!

You can buy it on Amazon, I just found the title cute.

"Pride and Prejudice and Zombies" Is An Actual Book

Amazon is selling it.

It may actually become a movie.

WTF?

America Is OK I Guess Sometimes...

Way to stick up for your ideals... sort of, I guess.

It's a Shirt.

I do love Pictures For Sad Children, a lot.

IT'S ON NOW!

Which reminds me of one of my most favorite t-shirt design ever:


topatoco

Jesus Bandage

Maple Bacon Morning Coffee

I don't care what JR says, I'm throwing my veto power down on this one.

If I really want bacon and coffee that bad, I'll make a cup of bacon, and I'll keep it separately from my coffee, but I will not mix bacon and coffee into a single cup, no.

If you, however, is crazy and in love with bacon and coffee, you can buy some here.

Mind, you will not be invited to my Zombie-Jesus-Day party.

Would You Like To Be A Maoist Propaganda Protagonist?

Now you can

Donuts and Bacon

I love living in the future, where everthing I inadvertently stumble across has already been posted by everyone except my grandma, but she's dead, so you can't fault her for that.

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE DALEKS!

Jesus Saves...

YOUR LIPS FROM CRACKING FROM THE DEVIL WIND!

LOOK AT THIS FUCKING HAT

LOOK AT IT!