Showing posts with label boobs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label boobs. Show all posts

Thursday, September 2, 2010

I'm not quite there yet...

Daily posts are still going to be few and far between, gotta get ready for a move and all.

See you on the flip side, which is a term I don't quite understand, because if your side got flipped, then shit, wouldn't you be upside down and breaking the law of gravity, which isn't really a law and more of a "I will follow your silly ruling for now, until I can stab you in the heart and then fly to my heart's content."

Oh, right, enjoy some boobs:

Taking a picture AND masturbating to it? Why, I believe someone has taken your advice, nice lady!

Posture

chest forward and back straight, yes...

Cleavage

I mean, really very epic...

Fiber-Optic Bra:

They glow in the dark. COMING NEXT SUMMER: FIBER-OPTIC PENIS SHEATH!

"Benny!" you say, "all you do is catering to the lowest common denominator, don't you have some decency?"

Well, first of all, no, and second of all, Clowns:

It's true, no matter how much of a "people" clowns like to call themselves, all they want to do is to hurt you, inside and out. And seriously, it's hard to trust clowns, especially Zombie Clowns:

I've also thought that it's a Two-Face clown, actually...

Oh, right, here, and we'll finish with a puppy:

Soaking its golden retriever paws in a bucket of yellow water/beer/pee? Sweet god, puppies ARE retarded.

Do you ever get the feeling that fan made demotivators aren't really demotivators anymore?

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Well, Since I'm Already Here...

Here, have a hot Vulcan Girl picture.

Friday, April 3, 2009

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Monday, March 16, 2009

Friday, February 20, 2009

What Happened to Jennifer Connelly's Boobs?

This Post Is Star Trek Related.

The Star Trek Movie Poster.


The Star Trek Corset:

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Friday, January 23, 2009

Three Costumes for Your Consideration

Carl, from Aqua Teen Hunger Force


T... Tampon Avenger?


Not a costume, per se, but it's sort of a... watermelon disguise.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Good Morning, Tuesday



Piggy Bra feels quite absurd to me.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

I'm thirsty...


whose tit do I have to suck to get a drink out of here?

I imagine this is probably a baby shirt...

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

I think Natalie is excited to meet Hillary


That is just a guess though.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Two more of my favorite things

Since my last post was about a blog about two of my favorite things, I thought that I would present two more of my favorite things.

And that also takes care of a promise I made in comments earlier, so there... three birds with one stone. Damn I am efficient.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Look at this text

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Not so easy is it?

Heh... me too...

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Me too.

Nazi Chicks are...


Um...

Is this for a porn?

From JayAre:
I don't know about that picture, but amazingly, this one is not...
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Friday, December 19, 2008

I Can Add Nothing to this Picture



How would you make a comment about going to the water closet and seeing a woman using a urinal?

I decided then, to also include a picture of an alien bursting from a woman's cleavage.



The conversation in my head goes like this:
"You got your alien on my cleavage!"
"You got your cleavage on my alien!"
"... ew."