cat war.

WAAAAAAR


Nothing breaks up a fight like bits of sick.

This picture would have been better without the "belt fail"

He's walking on water, for fuck's sake.


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Child Molester Fail

I guess that's kind of a good thing...

Thanks T

Failblog

I'm not going to that country.

Captain America's letting himself go.

Apparently getting cut out of making a cameo in the Hulk movie struck him pretty hard.



Paul Armstrong via And I Am not Lying
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Family Shattered by the Wild Life Police.

NEW DELHI–It was supposed to be a heartwarming tale of a man who brought an orphaned bear cub home from the forests of India to console his 6-year-old daughter, who had just lost her mother.

But when wildlife officials saw the story on TV, it turned to tragedy.

Ram Singh Munda was jailed for violating wildlife laws, daughter Dulki was sent to a state-run boarding school and the bear was brought to a zoo where it refuses to eat.

Now, animal rights activists are trying to win the 35-year-old labourer's freedom and reunite him with his daughter and the bear.

That is just sad.

The Star via Buzzfeed

Runners have all the fun.

New Car Security Measures.

Happy Canada day, Canada.

Hope you have as great a Canada Day as I'm having!

This is why I stopped binge drinking.

At least not around people.






Fortunately, this is only thing you probably couldn't do to me... unless you replaced the shelving with bricks.


Drunk man's suffering, sober man's fun

I didn't see that in the trailer

the "i'm" initiative.

I just came across some commercial on current tv about the Microsoft i'm initiative, it's some sort of program where every time you use hotmail or instant messenger, Microsoft will actually donate a small amount from the banner ads (I think) to a select charity of your choice. This sounded too much like one of those old chain email that told you to forward the email to as many people as you know and Microsoft/AOL/Jesus/MaoTseDon will send you a check or a picture of your naked Russian mail order bride (I hear that the brides are actually conman now, who knew that Russia's running out of con-woman?). Ahem, anyway, below is a list of the charities that the i'm initiative will donate to:



So if you happen to use hotmail or instant messenger regularly, why not sign up for i'm, sure it may be some sort of disguised spyware in philanthropic cloth, but then again, everything online is trying to steal your information, might as well let your information be sold to a charity of your choice.

Commence Massive Manhunt for Missing Muse: New Marvel Apes

JR pointed me towards this EW article discussing Marvel's upcoming project, New Marvel Apes. The concept is... oh who the fuck cares, they just want to draw apes dressed up like Marvel characters, throw bananas, and shit on each other.

I'm personally blaming Warren Ellis for this, last I checked, he was supposed to scour through the annals of Marvel's archive to squeeze any resemblance of liquid gold out of any of their worthless characters, obviously, he couldn't come up with any more ideas, and thus, Monkeys Ensue.

This is your fault, Warren Ellis, I hope you are fucking proud of your self.

Get out of my way!

I CAN NOT STOP MY ABNORMALLY MONSTROUS SIZED MOTORCYCLE AND oh, never mind...


Funtasticus

Some people go to a Rabi, or a hospital.

Don't go to a nursery, people, that's worse then going to Mexico for a boob job.

This would probably make for a better movie.

Or probably not.


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Hi there!

Funtasticus

Come Meet the New face of the Darwin Awards.

Riding buses has its own set of dangers.

Don't ride buses at night in Düsseldorf



I'd recommend you to check Meteorite in Düsseldorf for more information.

Edit: apparently I'm a giant walking ball of spelling errors...

for your viewing pleasure, the tuesday morning absurdity.

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