Good Morning, Monday!

I'll just head on into the kitchen and get my self some BEARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGH!

You Will Not Be Able To Stop LIstening To This Song

Shut Up Woman Get On My Horse

Nothing fancy, just a cute nice clean... um... ok, not super clean, but... oh shut up and get on my horse.

A Morning of Awkwardness is....

Far better then a night of loneliness?

Debate.

Or not.

Bungee Horrors

"No I don't want to do it!"
"Here let me help you."
"Oh thank god..."
"Yoink!"

Maybe I'll see you guys a tomorrow... or maybe I won't.

So... Sleepy...

Man Blowing Bubble...

Some Be Hatin

'Cause his time will cause you.

The Anteater Visit The Nighthawks

Anteaters are dicks.

Hey Guys, Remember When China Had That Quake and...

Oh god I'm a horrible human being...

Midget Men?

That shirt is awesome.

At least, I think that's a shirt, and not some blueprint overlay...

EMERGE FROM WATER!

GHOST OF GIANT STATUE!

Tentacle

Bears Love Honey

It's not really an absurdity but more of a fact.

Little Boys Hate Mickey

Meh, it's a Tuesday, and it's been a while.

O Rly?

Bringing back 2001 like it's 199... wait, that doesn't make sense.

Bunsen and Beaker: Busted!

Edit: now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure I've posted this before...

So I Guess Wrestling Is Pretty God Damn Gay.

I'm glad they stopped denying, at least.

Edit: christ, every time I come across this post I feel a bit more ill...

Teabagging for Jesus

God damn tea-baggers, taking a perfectly legitimate and wholesome act and turning it into a tool of their nefarious political agenda.

This Kid Is Adorable.

:3

But ok, seriously, internet, we need to talk. "colon three" does not have the same connotation as some people like to imagine, where it looks like a mischievous cat grin. No, instead, it looks like a pair of eyes with testicles instead of mouth. That's a facial expression full of balls, people, BALLS!

Terrible Wine Names

This Where Old Taxis Go To Die...

McCain is Friggin' Old...

And apparently feeds on the blood of the young ones.

OK SO I HAD THAT PICTURE FOR LIKE A YEAR GIVE ME A BREAK IT'S FRIGGIN' HARD TO CONCENTRATE ON THIS DAMN BLOG HERE HAVE AN OBAMA ONE TOO GOD DAMN IT!

Please Don't Hurt The Animals While Teasing Them...

What is love?

Grenade Boy

Hey Kids, Vice President Biden Has Something To Say To You!

Aw, that hurts me on the inside...

Best Friends

I can understand maybe Jason Voorhees and Freddy Krueger, but Darth Vader seems pushing it, and then... Dracula? Really? Shouldn't Dracula be engulfed in flame?

Remember When This Blog Was Nothing But Stupid Pictures I Come Across On The Interwebz?

Yeah... me neither, maybe some other time.

Trust me, there are times that I would come across some picture and go "OH MAN, I WOULD TOTALLY SHARE THAT PICTURE WITH EVERYONE!" and then I'll say "OH MAN, I LOVE DOING METH OFF THE BACK OF A HOBO STRIPPER!"

I may have problems.

WHERE THE HELL IS THAT VIBRATING NOISE COMING FROM?

Star Wars Mos Eisley Edit

To anyone who watched this video and thought "Hey, I bet Benny would have liked this...", THANKS FOR NOT TELLING ME!

Just kidding, you may have some sort of disease if you saw this video and thought "hey, I bet Benny would have liked this."

This New Template is All Elegant and All...

But why do I have a sudden urge to go sail a yacht?

And then DIE!

Edit: Actually, hell, it's GLARINGLY white!

Segata Saturn Shiro

I can't be arsed to try and figure out what they are singing, or why what may look like an odd Sega Saturn mascot is body throwing every freaking person he come across and molesting passed out mothers in the midst of a house fire... I'm too busy being freaked out that Segata Sanshiro is going to come after me next.

Also, I really don't want to explode.

Oh, wait, this video from "the best damn podcast ever" will explain everything, plus show you all of the commercials and the translated music video.

NOOOOOOO, SEGATA SANSHIRO!!!!

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