Trapped at home.

of my own volition, but there probably won't be any more updating for another day or so, unless JR suddenly decide to innundate us with internet madness, not too hard.

you know what's really sad about my GTA4 adventure? I think I spent about an hour just sitting in front of my tv, watching my character watching the tv, in the game.

what the fuck's wrong with me?

A little lesson for Alanis Morisette.

Irony.

More irony.

Isn't it ironic?

No, not so much.

Conserve watts people!

Lots of usefull graphs here.
Eat your heart out USAToday!

How can you not love engrish?

I mean, really, c'mon, why wouldn't you want to wash your laundry in coleslaw?


I've always handled my packages with cake.


BUT WHAT IF THE CAKE IS A LIE?


lololololololol

Wear sandles when using public showers.

It's for your own good.



PassiveAggresive

Let's revisit PassiveAggressive notes!

I completely forgot about this gem of a website, which posts various passive aggressive notes (unlike mine, which I try to be passive aggressive, but for some odd reason people keep on interpreting as on their side... I really should look into a career as a politician), whether it be offices, posted on your car door, on spray painted on the side of bridges.

This one's pretty good though, you'd have to go to their site to catch the full story.

This one, however, tells the story in one picture.

I see what we have to do now.

From Wired article "Subversion, not Sexism, in Internet Culture":

Marwick pointed out that while microcelebrity is a positive alternative to mainstream media culture, it's important to turn a critical eye on online communities. "Internet culture can be very sexist, homophobic and racist," said Marwick. "Popular blogs are all written by white guys ... and the most popular YouTube videos are of hot girls."

QUICKLY, JR, WRITE SOMETHING, MY RACIAL BACKGROUND PREVENTS ME FROM WRITING WITTICISM SO I MUST RESORT TO EATING RICE, CRUNCHING NUMBERS, AND DRIVING MY CAR INTO THE WALL!!!

(seriously, I just latched on to that comment because it struck me funny, it actually has some real relevant, if a bit cyber-hippy for me.)

Wired Article

Counter point:

Where, oh where would all of the successful "White Guy Bloggers" be without the perpetual fountain of WTF that is more commonly known as Japan? We don't make the news, we just report it.

Sincerely,
White Guy

Counter-Counter point: That's very true.

Not Japanese Guy.

"HEY MA!"

Lin's going away party...

the pictures can be found here

do you know how many pictures I took? 50.

do you know how many ended up being half decent? 3

the rest I had to send to North Korea for touch ups, but them being the NK, these pictures may have been a bit radioactilized, and HUNGRY.

that didn't make sense at all.

Tenacious D, Demon Exterminator.

as requested.


it's better with music.
it's better as a video.

they just might be a little gay for each other, just a little though, gay like frat boys with too much cheap whiskey and not enough girls around kind of gay...

crotch kick

When continents collide...

Bowling is fun

2g1c isn't really funny anymore.

Let us welcome our new internet sex god.

via rsteven' twitter.

Elvis vs Godzilla

I could have took a house full of mescaline, swamm in a pool of LSD, and smoked a semi trailer full of weed, and I still would not have come up with this random pairing.

Update: The Flying Priest is still Missing

And they've given up the search for him now.

:(

New Bat poster

I'm actually not that big a fan of the first poster, the one with Joker writing "why so serious" on a glass. I didn't hate it, but it just didn't quite hit me, not like this one.



Holy crap this poster hits all the right man spots, I wanna go out and punch criminals and then drive away really fast.

Of course, the reality of the situation is that I'll just die.

metal.

I've been messing with this for hours now, I swear to fucking god, this hot linking business is starting to piss me off.

Image Dump, the "it's 3am oh shit why am I still awake" edition.

Click on the picture for more explanation.


Never Ending Story: Biblical Edition


Oh so close!


this is probably about the only funny thing that came out of that whole FLDS disaster.


I can drink and drive? I'll take three!


WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?


heh


...


hee hee, talk about adding insult to injury.

I dedicate this post in the name of NIGHTMARE!!!

HOLY.... HEY WAIT...


I guess this could be a nightmare for some...


I had nightmares about these.



Do it for the children.


That's it, fuck this, I'm going back to civilization.


He knows when you are sleeping...


This is not a good thing.

China is systematically turning their own country into some sterile empty shell.

Crazy bitch to induce miscarriage and call it "ART", it doesn't take much for someone to call whatever an item is "art", in fact, I regularly preserve my grunts in polyurethane boxes and have them displayed at the local shopping mall as my general statement about society and the rich and the co-mingling of filth and money and in other words, I shit in a box and make you look at it, LOOK, ART!

Back in the days when I regularly attend a local bastion of higher education, we were corralled into a gallery displaying a... a... well, it's where the artist took his old ACTUAL paintings, and poured paint over them. We were forced to discuss them, GIANT SMEARS OF PAINT ON ALREADY PAINTED CANVASES CAN BE CALLED ART AS WELL, HA HAW, GOD DAMN IT!

THIS IS WHAT I THINK OF YOUR GOD DAMN ART!


HAW HAW, GOD DAMN IT!

Here at breastco...

we take breasts seriously, because breasts are serious business.

You can't make Aquaman look good.

no matter what you try.



I take that back, you can, there is one way to make Aquaman awesome.


WHAT IS THIS?

WHERE IS IT FROM?

I WANT 10 OF IT!!!

oh shit...

o_O

YOU GOD DAMN FUCKTARDS!

"It's simply to cause people to realize and to see what possibly could happen if we were to get someone in there that does not believe in Jesus Christ," he said.

When asked if he believes that Barack Obama is Muslim, Byrd (ed: the batshit fucktard that put up the sign) said, "I don't know.” “See it asks a question: Are they brothers? In other words, is he Muslim? I don't know. He says he's not. I hope he's not. But I don't know. And it's just something to try to stir people's minds. It was never intended to hurt feelings or to offend anybody."

MY LAST NAME HAPPEN TO SOUND LIKE FUCKING CHINESE, DOES THAT MEAN I'M A FUCKING BUDDHIST? NO, FUCK YOU BYRD YOU FUCKING RETARD, I'M A FUCKING PRACTICING 3RD TIER BLACK VOODOO SHAMAN, AND I CAST DICK-ROT ON YOUR LACK OF INTELLIGENCE YOU SHIT HEAD FECAL CONSUMPTIONIST!

Byrd, hmmm, that the last name of a racist if I ever do hear one!

Even if Obama isn't Christian, calling OSama a Muslim is like saying David Koresh was a fucking Christian.

I don't think I've been this blinded by anger in a while.

the god damn story.