Tow the Truck

How to Drive a Dog Crazy

And people wonder why they wake up with their dog chewing their face off.

Good Dog.

The Law is Not on Our Side.

So apparently the Judge presiding over the Watchmen dispute between Fox and WB decided that Fox does have the right to the movie. What does that mean? That means we are fucked, that means Fox will do anything they can to make sure we can derive no enjoyment from the movie what so ever, there is nothing Fox would love more then for the Watchmen movie to be burned to ashes, never to see the light of day.

How do I know this? I don't, but rumors has it that the people over at Fox worships corns on my feet and eats shit but doesn't die.

I don't know what is going on anymore, intellectual rights used to be about protecting the creator from exploitation, now it's just a big pissing match between persons of wealth.

Fuck it, I'm going to go burn the Fox studio to the ground. No I'm not, yes I am, maybe I will, or maybe this is a joke, hmmm...

The Craft of War: Blind (A WOW Machinama)

The Craft of War: BLIND from percula on Vimeo.

I love that anybody can make a slick piece of presentation with nothing but time and passion.

Talent helps too, there is no way I can do what this guy did, not with all the time and passion in the world.

The Hard Times Effect Everyone

Even the once noble husky, who stands proud and brave against the fury of winter, has been reduced to a petty thief.

At least they caught him in the act on camera.

You can find the surveilance video catching the husky in the act at app.com

I can't embed the video, it's unembeddable.

Season's Greetings

Hope you Have a Surfing Holiday!

I need to work a little harder on the subject title on these posts...

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE DALEKS!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Santa is a dick.

Merry Christmas.

Feeling Festive yet?

He pulled out right in front of me!

The paper work on this accident must have been a bitch.

The results are in!

Maury Christmas!

Merry Pastafarimas

May you be touched by his noodly appendage.

Willy Wonka Tells You What You Will Get For Christmas

Never Question the Queen.

The Manliest Burger You Will Every Get Your Manly Hands On.

I'm not sure, but I think I'm in love.

It's not illegal to fall in love with someone or something and then eating them/it, right, that's not cannibalism, right?

Star Wars geeks do have some cool ideas

Well, one at least.

I was wrong

Bacon does not, in fact, make everything better.
Well, maybe a little better.
I know that this guy is supposed to look like Hitler, but does anyone else think he looks a lot like Andy Richter?

Emo soap

I must be getting old, because I really don't understand kids anymore...

These people have the answer

Out of the list of reasons to go to Hell, I think having an awesome sense of humor is probably the best way to go.

You are here

Figures my desk would be literally in the bowels of the building doesn't it?

The clothes do not make the Spiderman

Look at this text

Not so easy is it?

Heh... me too...

Me too.

Real Life Photoshop

Awesome.

My handlebars shame you

SHAME, SHAME!!!

Nazi Chicks are...

Um...

Is this for a porn?

From JayAre:
I don't know about that picture, but amazingly, this one is not...

IDEAS

Like "defenestrate", we need to hear more of "we will make an artificial anus".

Hahahahahaha pedobear WTF?

"My First Goatse"

A brilliant slide show of various people's reaction to their first contact with goatse, which you shouldn't try to search for it, unless you enjoy hardcore horse porn.

If you do enjoy hardcore horse porn, by the way, THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?

Bathtub full of Brains

Thunder Cat Trailer is HOLY SHIT!

We are bringing back Tuesday Morning Absurdity!

NAKED MEN IN GAS MASKS, DANCING!



I stole this from Warren Ellis' Blog, don't go there unless you enjoy being slapped in the face by the King of the Internet.

In case you are wondering "Is this the right bus to get on?"

This Robot is Trained for Irrumation

Lightning

It is eerie how acurate Peter Schiff calls it.

I understand that during every boom there is some pessimist who will desperately try to pee on your parade, but I'm surprised at how accurate Peter Schiff calls it.

I'm not surprised at how incredibly wrong everyone else called it as well, after all, we are all but creature of circumstances.

If only the news gave Schiff more time to explain why he thought the entire industry is going to hell, maybe we wouldn't be in this situation... AH who am I kidding, we'll be in this situation regardless of sound advice. Investors are savages, savages with money, and they will have none of your "reasoning"!

A touching story...

Which went terribly wrong.

Dude you caught an UGLY fish!

I mean reeaallllyy UGLY!!!
OH, sorry man, my bad.

Cute little guys

Oops, I think what I meant to type as a headline was... WTF?!?!?!

My mistake.

Awake the Krakken!

That's... that's not what I had in mind.

Hey buddy, what are you haulin'?

Oh a truck load of rape... I see...

Suddenly

Bananas!

Teaching a Lesson

If you don't want coyotes to go after your cat, the best way is to have your cat go out and beat up coyotes (while they are young).



Of course, it's a completely different situation if you are raising a coyote who worships the cat.

Daily Coyote

Post Box Snow Art.

These looks like the same Mail Boxes that had the Pac-Man art.

Buttery Star Wars

This statue should be enjoyed with a side of toast, pancakes, and/or waffles.




Yes they were made out of butter, as a part of the annual Tulsa State Fair butter statue exhibit.

As in, they commission one of this statue built every year, different statues, of course.

Great White Snark

Google Collaborates on Holiday Art

I'm amazed at how the collaboration works, especially since it's a spread sheet.

I asked a question earlier today.

I asked JR and B if people ever inadvertently catch the soft top of their convert able on fire with their cigarette, the answer was a unanimous "no".

Well it ends up that you don't need a soft top to catch your car on fire with a cigarette.




English Russia

In celebration of that fact that I missed Halloween by 3 month...

PEDO-LANTERN HAS CANDY!


I'm going to stop now.

In other news...

WEMAN!

I Can Add Nothing to this Picture

How would you make a comment about going to the water closet and seeing a woman using a urinal?

I decided then, to also include a picture of an alien bursting from a woman's cleavage.



The conversation in my head goes like this:
"You got your alien on my cleavage!"
"You got your cleavage on my alien!"
"... ew."