Did I Mention I Waste Too Much Time At Work?

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So I've been watching Rhythm Heaven Fever game footage on youtube, mostly because, um... apparently, I don't play games anymore and ...

also, apparently it's 10% noddles and 90% love... Little girl agrees

You Carry Horse? my mind is blown.

Apparently these "LOL Shags" they were being sold at Lowes, but no news on whether Lowes still carry them. I would have gotten one...

heh.

USE A CONDOM! Upon hindsight, that's a pretty small melon...

GM FRUITS, THE ONLY FRUIT THAT BITES BACK! I think the term "GM" is only really used by the British folks, considering that over h...

HALP!

Batman needs to golf too. Oh, right, I have a batman tag...

I HUNGER!

From excellent movie poster remakes to t-shirt designs, Olly Moss does some fascinating great stuff like: Robocop on a Unicorn (yes it was a...

great, now they've figured out how to partially evade the painful pull of gravity.

I desperately wanted to get this as a poster but sadly, Mike Mitchel does not have that for sale in his shop . Lots of other cool prints th...

I just learned that the furry soviet cap is actually called a Ushanka, thank you, google. Oh wait, crap, that's supposed to be a pompad...

Clippy is here to help.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFffffffffffffffffffffff I don't have a "spider" tag? WTF, SPIDERS ARE TERRIFYING!

Silly Bunny, you don't have any hands with working digits to wipe your pellet dispensing bottom.

Here's his website : Scott C has a gallery show somewhere in San Francisco : Look guys, I'm not gonna lie, I've been drinking......