Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Gary's Mod: Billy May Vs. VInce



And that's it, back to the deep recess of hell I go.

Half Life: Hero Beggining



Um... I think this was a slash fiction, except awesome.

Elder Sign



I need large doses of it, NOW!

Henson's 11



I would love to see it as a real movie, not the great muppet caper movie, but just as a real movie.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

I have no idea what this picture means.

So I took a wild guess and post this on Zombie-Jesus Day, just in case!

A true visionary

This Peter Jackson movie came out in 1992.
How could he have been so far ahead of his time?
Aside from the meme reference, I suggest everyone sees this movie.

Friday, April 3, 2009

Hey Guys...

So... in hopes of mining more comedy gold to entertain whoever it is that stumbles across this blog, I spent a good 3 to 4 hours on 4chan last night to... uh... ah, who cares, I was so emotionally beaten that I can barely squeeze anything out...

This is how I feel about 4chan

I'm going on a hiatus, I'll see you guys some other time.

Uncle Sam Wants YOU...

To drink more beer.

Tomorrow is this blog of random stupidity's 1st anniversary, please join us in saying "good riddance!"

Wait, what does that mean?

Caucasian Female's Gluteus Maximus Bewilders and Aggrevate The Viewer



God damn it, I didn't realize that picture's showing nipples, I'm going to be totally arrested by the NSFW police!

Mr. T Wants You To Get Back To Your Business...



On the other hand, Wonder Woman just watches...

The word "masturbate" is included in this post so that it'll be easier for search later on.

Alright Meow.


sigh... I'm so conflicted...

La Vaca Brava






According to MCS, La Vaca Brava is a restaurant in Puerto Rico that has an incredible 4 hour wait time. The food looks like it's totally worth it, but I'm pretty sure I'll die of a complete system artery choke just being within 50 miles of the place.

Hur hur hur, so if I set foot on Puerto Rico I'll die, hur hur hur.

More Pulp Porn...

Look at those rich girls go!

Satan was a lesbian?

Who knew?

Hey Davey Crocket Look-alike Guy!

Please stop sexually harrasing the bears...

Wolverine On My Little Pony: A Tattoo


I get the feeling that's a stick on tattoo, at least, I pray to god that's not permanent.

Web Browsers Explained





I can't agree with all of them fully, except for the internet explorer one. OH, EASY POTSHOT!

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Thirsty?


I prefer beer, but to each their own.

Tomorrow is Friday, if I'm not so emotionally estranged and distant I might have conjured up some form of child-like excitement. Instead, I'm just filled with emptiness and hey, where did this pistol come from and why does it feel so comfortable next to my head?

Human Smuggling...


The recession has hit us all hard, but thank god for creativity... and flexibility.

MEGAFORCE!


Why are all the vehicles empty?

If You Ever Come Across A "Hard Dick Mode" In Your BIOS...


You should probably take a few steps away from your computer...

I'm In Your Air Force Base...


Stealing your precious bodily fluid.

He doesn't look very commie to me...