Bizkit The Sleep Walking Dog

If this doesn't make you laugh, you may be dead inside.

Moose Towing

That's it, I'll see you guys next month.

Sharkmobile

Soon, My Pretties...

Yahoo Answers Are Not Very Helpful.

By the way, people, STOP JIZZING ON YOUR CAT!

Would You Like To Know My Hobby?

Jerry Falwell and His Followers are Dicks

Please Remember To Keep Your Spider Leashed.

O_o

Pie Charts Occasionally Reminds Me Of Mr. T

Woodrows Wants You To Save The Planet.

It's the only one we KNOW of that has beer, but they have a good point.

I Shall Get Some Sushi For Lunch.

Or maybe not...

Dogs Continuously Defy The Law of Gravity

As soon as I figure out the whole "gentics that cause laser eyes" dogs would also defy the law of "oh god stop killing me with lasers".

Old Man With A Gun

Or is that an old woman?

Come Meet The Formerly Obese Man!

Is he now just critically overweight?

Emo Flooring Cuts Itself

Not to your specifications, mind.

Handicapped People Will Outpace You To The Restroom

whoosh.

How To Know When You Are Not The Favorite Child.

When your mom takes a crap on you.

Poor baby elephant :(

Dead Hooker

What? NO IT'S NOT A PUN!

...

Yes it is, oh god I'm so ashamed.

HELIS FOR EVERYONE!

Oh boy, that's the way to travel in a ball of flames.

Really, If You Have Something Important to Announce, Don't Text

I remember this has to do with some quick reply system built into the iphone, I don't care, I don't even care if this is not real, just let me have my fun.

Want to Protect Marriage?

Attack divorce.

Extreme Realty.

I saw this as a fax cover sheet today.

It's like I'm back in 1997.

GUESS WHAT I'M HAVING FOR LUNCH!

No, not fish pie, I can't imagine anything good coming out of that dish, except fishy bones stuck in your throat.

When I Was Your Age...

Is it a tshirt?

The Evolution of Pepsi.

I wonder if they will ever bring back the super old design as some sort of commemorative can. I'd buy it.

The Key To Happiness...

NOW I'LL NEVER BE HAPPY!

Ovaltine Makes You Gay!

OH BOY!

Hey Guys, Meet Rob!

Oh God...

I don't care how good an idea it seems at the time, please, people, stop shoving animals (parts or whole) up your ass!

stolen from amyoops

Excited Turtle Celebrates That It's Five'O Clock

Do Not Play On Pipe

Baby Slippers

Is this for baby lovers, or baby haters?

OBAMA WTF ARE YOU DOING?

Trying To Stay In That Last Sunny Spot.

Hmmm... I Think I Shall Consume A Pile of Bacon

Nazi Kitten

Reading Calvin and Hobbs With Your Microwave Isn't Normal.

Wait, no, seriously, I have to be on meth to justify reading Calvin and Hobbs with my microwave?

Welcome to Australia

Coke or Pepsi?

Biden and Headlights Are Strangely Similar.

I have no idea where this came from, but it's brilliant.

This is how you get to work.

HURRAY FOR ZIP LINE BRIDGE!

That's It, End Of The Day, No More Phone Calls

I'll see you guys tomorrow, if there is a tomorrow, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

For Lighter Kids Only

:(

Have You Ever Had One Of Those Days When You Feel Like You Have Been Overburdened And Overworked?

Donkey carrying a heavy load feel your pain.