Tuesday, December 30, 2008

The Law is Not on Our Side.

So apparently the Judge presiding over the Watchmen dispute between Fox and WB decided that Fox does have the right to the movie. What does that mean? That means we are fucked, that means Fox will do anything they can to make sure we can derive no enjoyment from the movie what so ever, there is nothing Fox would love more then for the Watchmen movie to be burned to ashes, never to see the light of day.

How do I know this? I don't, but rumors has it that the people over at Fox worships corns on my feet and eats shit but doesn't die.

I don't know what is going on anymore, intellectual rights used to be about protecting the creator from exploitation, now it's just a big pissing match between persons of wealth.

Fuck it, I'm going to go burn the Fox studio to the ground. No I'm not, yes I am, maybe I will, or maybe this is a joke, hmmm...

Monday, December 29, 2008

The Craft of War: Blind (A WOW Machinama)


The Craft of War: BLIND from percula on Vimeo.

I love that anybody can make a slick piece of presentation with nothing but time and passion.

Talent helps too, there is no way I can do what this guy did, not with all the time and passion in the world.

Friday, December 26, 2008

The Hard Times Effect Everyone

Even the once noble husky, who stands proud and brave against the fury of winter, has been reduced to a petty thief.

At least they caught him in the act on camera.

You can find the surveilance video catching the husky in the act at app.com

I can't embed the video, it's unembeddable.

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Hope you Have a Surfing Holiday!



I need to work a little harder on the subject title on these posts...

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

He pulled out right in front of me!

The paper work on this accident must have been a bitch.

Merry Pastafarimas


May you be touched by his noodly appendage.

The Manliest Burger You Will Every Get Your Manly Hands On.



I'm not sure, but I think I'm in love.

It's not illegal to fall in love with someone or something and then eating them/it, right, that's not cannibalism, right?

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

I was wrong

Bacon does not, in fact, make everything better.
Well, maybe a little better.
I know that this guy is supposed to look like Hitler, but does anyone else think he looks a lot like Andy Richter?

Emo soap

I must be getting old, because I really don't understand kids anymore...

These people have the answer

Out of the list of reasons to go to Hell, I think having an awesome sense of humor is probably the best way to go.

You are here

Figures my desk would be literally in the bowels of the building doesn't it?

Nazi Chicks are...


Um...

Is this for a porn?

From JayAre:
I don't know about that picture, but amazingly, this one is not...
Photobucket

IDEAS



Like "defenestrate", we need to hear more of "we will make an artificial anus".

"My First Goatse"



A brilliant slide show of various people's reaction to their first contact with goatse, which you shouldn't try to search for it, unless you enjoy hardcore horse porn.

If you do enjoy hardcore horse porn, by the way, THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?

It is eerie how acurate Peter Schiff calls it.



I understand that during every boom there is some pessimist who will desperately try to pee on your parade, but I'm surprised at how accurate Peter Schiff calls it.

I'm not surprised at how incredibly wrong everyone else called it as well, after all, we are all but creature of circumstances.

If only the news gave Schiff more time to explain why he thought the entire industry is going to hell, maybe we wouldn't be in this situation... AH who am I kidding, we'll be in this situation regardless of sound advice. Investors are savages, savages with money, and they will have none of your "reasoning"!

Dude you caught an UGLY fish!

I mean reeaallllyy UGLY!!!
OH, sorry man, my bad.


Cute little guys


Oops, I think what I meant to type as a headline was... WTF?!?!?!
My mistake.

Awake the Krakken!

That's... that's not what I had in mind.

Teaching a Lesson

If you don't want coyotes to go after your cat, the best way is to have your cat go out and beat up coyotes (while they are young).



Of course, it's a completely different situation if you are raising a coyote who worships the cat.

Daily Coyote

Post Box Snow Art.



These looks like the same Mail Boxes that had the Pac-Man art.

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Buttery Star Wars

This statue should be enjoyed with a side of toast, pancakes, and/or waffles.




Yes they were made out of butter, as a part of the annual Tulsa State Fair butter statue exhibit.

As in, they commission one of this statue built every year, different statues, of course.

Great White Snark

Google Collaborates on Holiday Art

I'm amazed at how the collaboration works, especially since it's a spread sheet.

Friday, December 19, 2008

I asked a question earlier today.

I asked JR and B if people ever inadvertently catch the soft top of their convert able on fire with their cigarette, the answer was a unanimous "no".

Well it ends up that you don't need a soft top to catch your car on fire with a cigarette.




English Russia

I Can Add Nothing to this Picture



How would you make a comment about going to the water closet and seeing a woman using a urinal?

I decided then, to also include a picture of an alien bursting from a woman's cleavage.



The conversation in my head goes like this:
"You got your alien on my cleavage!"
"You got your cleavage on my alien!"
"... ew."