John Scalzi taped bacon to his cat. two years ago.

I see now that if I ever hope to become a successful writer, I must:
1) Take bacon, cat, and tape.
2) tape bacon to cat.
3) ???
4) profit.

Then again, he was a successful writer before his bacon cat incident, so I'm not sure how helpful that'd be.

John Scalzi does the unthinkable to his cat back in the year 2006.

Thanks Stacy.