Captain Kirk is Climbing That Mountain

Why is he climbing the mountain?

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A Musical Video Post

First, do you remember Rob Paravonian's Rants against Pachelbel's Cannon in D?


It doesn't hurt to look back, because some nice Australian folks calling themselves "Axis of Awesome" expanded upon this concept some more:

If you go to this video's youtube page they've also put up the artist and name of all the songs they did, including Bird Plane.

Looks like now we all know how to make a pop hit.

Came Across a Few Pictures, Thought You May Like It...

THOMAS AND FRIENDS!


TRANSFORM, AND ROLL OUT!

It may also need a "combine" in there somewhere, but that takes too long to say with dramatic impact.

Speaking of impact... What's better then Betty White and the ghost of John Ritter, you say?

How about Betty White in Slave Leia Bikini wielding a flaming chain-saw astride atop a John Ritter Centaur?

she also has a cape.

Humanity may be doomed, but it's in our twilight hours that we shine the brightest.

Law Abiding Engineer

Seriously? They can do that with Team Fortress 2 assets now? Seriously?

PIXEL, or "How Old Video Games Will Destroy The World"

yeah sure you can call them "8-bit" or "retro", but we all know what they are, they are god damn old games.

Still fun, that is, if you have the reflex and patience for it, my old bones creak just think about all the joystick motions and pulling quarters out of my pockets and the heavy hammering of the fire button even though Frogger don't have a fire button... what was I hammering?

It's not really a hiatus if I keep coming back.

You've probably heard of chat roulette, and you might have also heard of Merton:


By the way, Merton is totally not Ben Folds:


I'm sure there will be more and more of these things pouring out of ever internet orfices that exists.

also here is another thing you probably already saw:


I'm not that easy to figure out, but if you put something internet related and some kind of Muppet related thing, I'd be drawn out of hiding just to be immediately crushed by a truck full of sardins.

Ultraman is Not So Ultra Now...

From The Searcher:

Remember Ultraman? Remember how he had that thing where he could grow really large to fight monsters, but only for three minutes, and then he shrunk again?

Turns out he was stuck with that deadline even when there weren't any monsters.

The Searcher

Does this count at "japan"?

Well, Since I'm Already Here...

Here, have a hot Vulcan Girl picture.

This New Yakuza 3 Video Basically Demonstrates Why I Love The Game

If you don't know what Yakuza 3 is, fear not, because according to the sales charts (only applicable to USA and the first 2 Yakuza titles), nobody really know what Yakuza 3 is.

But I do, and that's all that matters.



KARAOKE!

SURPRISE!

It's a "Tigger Loves To Molest Innocent Runners" Monday!

I resolve to spend less time browsing pornography, reading manga, and playing video games, so that I may start spending more time wasting away on the interwebs.

Actually, I'll probably end up doing more of that, oh well, it was a nice thought while it lasted.

See you next year.

No, not this year, next year.

That's like, not this year.

I think JayAre's dead.

Another Merry Christmas!

Shitter was full.

Did I Mention Marry Christmas?

Hmmm... Oh well, I bet the Crucifix could use a bit of a cheering up, being all gloomy and reminding us of the savior's death and all...

Marry Christmas

Unwittingly, He Trained A Dolphin To Kill The President of the United States

Now this picture of an old man and an exploding ship will live on the internet, forever, easily searched with a few text entires.

And just for giggles: rapist deer.

This "TV Show" Video is Endlessly Fascinating.

I. AM. FASCINATED.

Also, I need a "Japan?" tag, but I'm very reluctant to add that in, because then it'll just encompass everything that's bat poo crazy.

House Comic

You probably saw this on Digg already



But I get the feeling I may know the guy that did it and... uh... it's a lot easier to read then the insanely wordy Cracked article.

Just When I Thought This is All Over...

Somebody with the most awesomist (spell checker is telling me that is not a word, and that maybe I should replace it with "anatomist") tattoo shows up and makes me post about it.

Crikey (cricket? really?), it's a T-REX, WITH A TOP HAT, AND A TUXEDO, AND MONOCLE, AND BALLOONS, AND THE WORD AWESOME SO YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO MISTAKE IF FOR ANYTHING ELSE... well, that is, unless you can't read English, or read, or is blind...

Yeah I'm done.

Link

Good Morning, Monday!

I'll just head on into the kitchen and get my self some BEARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGH!

You Will Not Be Able To Stop LIstening To This Song

Shut Up Woman Get On My Horse

Nothing fancy, just a cute nice clean... um... ok, not super clean, but... oh shut up and get on my horse.

A Morning of Awkwardness is....

Far better then a night of loneliness?

Debate.

Or not.