Good Morning, Monday!

I'll just head on into the kitchen and get my self some BEARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGH!

You Will Not Be Able To Stop LIstening To This Song

Shut Up Woman Get On My Horse

Nothing fancy, just a cute nice clean... um... ok, not super clean, but... oh shut up and get on my horse.

A Morning of Awkwardness is....

Far better then a night of loneliness?

Debate.

Or not.

Bungee Horrors

"No I don't want to do it!"
"Here let me help you."
"Oh thank god..."
"Yoink!"

Maybe I'll see you guys a tomorrow... or maybe I won't.

So... Sleepy...

Man Blowing Bubble...

Some Be Hatin

'Cause his time will cause you.

The Anteater Visit The Nighthawks

Anteaters are dicks.

Hey Guys, Remember When China Had That Quake and...

Oh god I'm a horrible human being...

Midget Men?

That shirt is awesome.

At least, I think that's a shirt, and not some blueprint overlay...

EMERGE FROM WATER!

GHOST OF GIANT STATUE!

Tentacle

Bears Love Honey

It's not really an absurdity but more of a fact.

Little Boys Hate Mickey

Meh, it's a Tuesday, and it's been a while.

O Rly?

Bringing back 2001 like it's 199... wait, that doesn't make sense.

Bunsen and Beaker: Busted!

Edit: now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure I've posted this before...

So I Guess Wrestling Is Pretty God Damn Gay.

I'm glad they stopped denying, at least.

Edit: christ, every time I come across this post I feel a bit more ill...

Teabagging for Jesus

God damn tea-baggers, taking a perfectly legitimate and wholesome act and turning it into a tool of their nefarious political agenda.

This Kid Is Adorable.

:3

But ok, seriously, internet, we need to talk. "colon three" does not have the same connotation as some people like to imagine, where it looks like a mischievous cat grin. No, instead, it looks like a pair of eyes with testicles instead of mouth. That's a facial expression full of balls, people, BALLS!

Terrible Wine Names