It's... A... Um... It's A Crab Cat.

*shrugs*

Most People Won't Remember Why Catherine II Was Called Catherine The Great...

They would only remember a particularly fallacious rumor:

According to a quick Google search, by the way, showed that she died of a stroke, not the magnificent and possibly horrifyingly hilarious ending that we all just kind of accepted as a fact.

And of course, I have to put this in or I'll never be able to find this picture in the later years: Horse Fucker.

If you performed an image search for "Horse Fucker" and came to this blog, WELCOME!

The Steve Irwin Found A New Captain.

Meet Captain Cat:

Or would that be the first mate? Meh, it can't be any worse then their old one.

You have no idea what I'm talking about? Then count your blessings that you were never subjected to the unmitigated oxygen thievery on the scale of a global disaster that is WHALE WARS.

So You Think Your Highschool Prank Was Good?

Ours involved a dated penis.

It was so good, in fact, that it wasn't discovered until a full year later.

I am completely ashamed that I completely missed this, it happened last year, in the midst of my blogging frenzy, and I completely missed it.

Streaming John

DANGER

They day that man teaches dogs to wield guns is the day that mankind has doomed itself.

You don't believe me? EVEN AFTER THIS:
A Memphis, Tenn., man is in critical condition Wednesday after his dog shot him in the back.

I laughed so hard that a quantum cat materialized in my living room, got scared, then vaporized itself, that was how much I laughed at the headline. Oh, and there's this:
Hunter recovering after being shot by dog

They aren't even trying and they are killing us! Dogs, the silent but adorable and possiblity mentally retarded killer.

How Cash For Clunker Works...

You bring in your old car, and you leave with a new car, but what do the dealership do with your old car?

Well, they go and have it washed, of course!

I Stared At This Picture For About Five Hours...

I still have no idea what the hell is going on.

FIRE, CONAN, FIRE!

Balloon Jesus

I can't get over the feeling that I totally misspelled "balloon".

That inflatable Jesus, by the way, got some insane abs.

Snakes Likes To Eat...

Why Does The Iraqis Want US to Leave?

Oh...

Arrested Development

This Post Is About Toes...

Apparently Today Is My "Discover Advertising That Appeals To Me" Day...

Hardee's sells Biscuit Holes


Thanks Stacy!

And here are 2 ads from Microsoft about their Internet Explorer 8:


The ads are not as bad as a lot of people claim it is, it's fucking Internet Explorer 8, the people that sees it will just get a laugh, regardless of your browser preference.

Also, I can't use IE8 on my home machine, it's not that I don't want to, I literally can't, WAY TO GO, MICROSOFT!

Slow Loris are OMG ADORABLE <3

Thanks A-Tek!

Crazy Insane Japanese Concept Cars That Will Never See The Light of Production...

About the only one that looked intersting was that strange Mazda concept car looking like something someone puked out of a science fiction magazine, all sleek and silver and ready to morph into a bio-beast. The rest of the cars just seems silly.

Thanks A-Tek.

Nothing Demonstrates The Might Of The Serbian Military Like...

A tiger cub.


Edit: Holy jesus fucking christ, guys, I'm sorry, I had no idea that this guy was actually a god damn Serbian war-criminal.

This is the Internet (according to adrian)

How Do You Crowd Source a Music Video?

Ask Sour

Holy Effing Pooping Gods!

Is this what I miss when I don't bother browsing the internets?

Via Horklog, still NSFW, still entertaining as hell.

Mad House Is Doing An Iron Man Anime.

From Warren Ellis:

This is the second of the two teaser pieces shown at San Diego on Friday. This is the test animation for the IRON MAN anime series I’m writing, produced for the south east Asian market. Note test animation: it’s intended to show off the style of the piece only. Nothing in here reflects the actual content, just the design and the aesthetic and the animation. The only character in this piece that is in the actual series is Iron Man himself, okay?

I am frighteningly excited about a Warren Ellis Iron Man, considering that he was able to rescue GI Joe from an ignoble bloodless animated piss of a joke.

Well, mostly, sadly, the final climactic show down seemed to have lacked that certain "umph" I was expecting. Then again, I was mostly expecting buckets of blood in a torrential showering of goat fucking horror. I may have a bit skewed a viewpoint about everything.

Anyway, considering that the production studio is Madhouse (check out their list of accomplishments), the animation quality would be equally excellent.

Now if only they could tone the overwhelming Japanese anime culture out of the film...

Ok, I will allow about 15 seconds of cat-eared-demon-girls sucking off giant-robotic-squid with a tanker of bukkake on the side, but only 15 seconds.

Edit: HOLY SHIT THEY ARE DOING A WOLVERINE ANIME AS WELL?!?!?!?!

Wow, it's like watching Ninja Scroll in slow motion... I hope they could put some focus on crazy fast fighting scenes.

I Could Use A Chilled Beer...

Or a child bear... why not.

Alright, I'm done, it's out of my system, maybe I'll see you guys again some other day.

Goth Day

AT THE DISNEYLAND!