Oh Hey Well What The Hell Happened Here?

It's been a while since I've posted anything, and I'm not super sad to say... I don't really miss it. Anyway, this is just a quick announcement to kind of get things kicked back into gear. I'm not super happy with my free photo hosts and I may end up switching blog (or incorporate other styles of blogs) while messing around with features.

There are basically two things you will know:
1) updates will be super infrequent
2) whenever I'm updating, I'll probably be drunk.

And now here are two pictures I found on 4chan, which is still a horrible seething mess of horror that delights the cockles of my being while sets on fire anything and anyone that I've ever loved:

Exhibit 1) A Clean Toilet:

Just be glad the bubbles are clean.

Exhibit 2) WTF is going on?

I can't explain this even if you strangle my puppy, so please stop strangling my puppy.

People think trawling through internet looking for pictures and videos of amusement is easy, yeah, sure it's easy, if you want to turn an amusing hobby into soul searing god damn work.

Gary's Mod: Billy May Vs. VInce

And that's it, back to the deep recess of hell I go.

Half Life: Hero Beggining

Um... I think this was a slash fiction, except awesome.

Elder Sign

I need large doses of it, NOW!

The Bohemian Rhapsody, On Old Machines

totally worth the 6 minutes.

Henson's 11

I would love to see it as a real movie, not the great muppet caper movie, but just as a real movie.

I have no idea what this picture means.

So I took a wild guess and post this on Zombie-Jesus Day, just in case!

Happy Zombie Jesus Day!

At least he is realistic

I think I got some bad fruit

A true visionary

This Peter Jackson movie came out in 1992.
How could he have been so far ahead of his time?
Aside from the meme reference, I suggest everyone sees this movie.

Hey Guys...

So... in hopes of mining more comedy gold to entertain whoever it is that stumbles across this blog, I spent a good 3 to 4 hours on 4chan last night to... uh... ah, who cares, I was so emotionally beaten that I can barely squeeze anything out...

This is how I feel about 4chan

I'm going on a hiatus, I'll see you guys some other time.

Uncle Sam Wants YOU...

To drink more beer.

Tomorrow is this blog of random stupidity's 1st anniversary, please join us in saying "good riddance!"

Wait, what does that mean?

Caucasian Female's Gluteus Maximus Bewilders and Aggrevate The Viewer

God damn it, I didn't realize that picture's showing nipples, I'm going to be totally arrested by the NSFW police!

Mr. T Wants You To Get Back To Your Business...

On the other hand, Wonder Woman just watches...

The word "masturbate" is included in this post so that it'll be easier for search later on.

Mini Golf

The Death Star Main Computer BBS

Alright Meow.

sigh... I'm so conflicted...

La Vaca Brava

According to MCS, La Vaca Brava is a restaurant in Puerto Rico that has an incredible 4 hour wait time. The food looks like it's totally worth it, but I'm pretty sure I'll die of a complete system artery choke just being within 50 miles of the place.

Hur hur hur, so if I set foot on Puerto Rico I'll die, hur hur hur.

Female Army