Will you look at that, I'm only three weeks behind the times!
Friday, December 19, 2008
Spider Smile.
Because I think I've posted the picture of the smiling spider, and that I'm too lazy to check, I will also post this picture from some old br'er rabbit drawing depicting the br'er rabbit beating up a tar baby.
It's all very racist here today, at the mind numbing farm.
Times change
Even canned oysters had to change with the time.
My god that's fucked up, then again, I came from a country where our prominent toothpaste brand was "Black Man Tooth Paste".
It's main competitor? You guessed it, "White man Tooth Paste"
My god that's fucked up, then again, I came from a country where our prominent toothpaste brand was "Black Man Tooth Paste".
It's main competitor? You guessed it, "White man Tooth Paste"
Semantics is a big deal
You really need to be careful how you word things otherwise you may get a surprise. Ask for a cowgirl and you get this:
or maybe this:
Don't mess up and say girl cow though:
Another subtle difference is cow-girl:
So remember to think before you speak or you could wind up in the middle of some interspiecies erotica.
I miss my donkey.
or maybe this:
Don't mess up and say girl cow though:
Another subtle difference is cow-girl:
So remember to think before you speak or you could wind up in the middle of some interspiecies erotica.
I miss my donkey.
Team Killers
Look, that's why I always ask for "Friendly Fire" to be turned off, and if you start screaming "THAT'S NOT AUTHENTIC!!!" LOOK, YOU GOD DAMN DOUCHE BAG, IT'S A FUCKING VIDEO GAME, NOT A WAR TIME SIMULATOR!
What the hell is wrong with IE6 this time?
Now everytime I go to the main page of this blog, it acknowledges me by NOT HAVING ME SIGNED IN, WTF?
Oh yeah, death by machine.
Oh yeah, death by machine.
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