Friday, December 19, 2008

What Happens in Vegas


Will you look at that, I'm only three weeks behind the times!

Radioactive crack?

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Nope, just regular old crack will do.

Wasn't this an Ah-Ha video once?

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Spider Smile.



Because I think I've posted the picture of the smiling spider, and that I'm too lazy to check, I will also post this picture from some old br'er rabbit drawing depicting the br'er rabbit beating up a tar baby.



It's all very racist here today, at the mind numbing farm.

Midget Monkey Dropkick

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I have to say that I enjoy the use of midget monkeys as weapons.

Bacon vs. Jennifer Aniston

Winner... BACON!

"Cute Little Things"




Cute Little Things

Tsunami Hazard Zone.



Go go gadget legs?

Times change

Even canned oysters had to change with the time.



My god that's fucked up, then again, I came from a country where our prominent toothpaste brand was "Black Man Tooth Paste".

It's main competitor? You guessed it, "White man Tooth Paste"

Jim Carrey Reading the Top Ten List on Letterman

In a hot tub.

With a friend.


via yesbutnobutyes

Semantics is a big deal

You really need to be careful how you word things otherwise you may get a surprise. Ask for a cowgirl and you get this:
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Don't mess up and say girl cow though:
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Another subtle difference is cow-girl:
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So remember to think before you speak or you could wind up in the middle of some interspiecies erotica.
I miss my donkey.

The periodic table of awesoments...

.... is awesome.

Not the best start to its day.

Bomber Wake

What do you do with a turtle that has only 3 legs?

You strap plastic wheels to it, of course!


Team Killers



Look, that's why I always ask for "Friendly Fire" to be turned off, and if you start screaming "THAT'S NOT AUTHENTIC!!!" LOOK, YOU GOD DAMN DOUCHE BAG, IT'S A FUCKING VIDEO GAME, NOT A WAR TIME SIMULATOR!

Pole Dancing.

What the hell is wrong with IE6 this time?

Now everytime I go to the main page of this blog, it acknowledges me by NOT HAVING ME SIGNED IN, WTF?

Oh yeah, death by machine.

Jesus Saves...

YOUR LIPS FROM CRACKING FROM THE DEVIL WIND!

House Visits 4Chan with his iphone



Christ, it's true, that's terrifying.