oh yeah, and surprise, he's gay!
Friday, September 26, 2008
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME!
From Forbes.com, about our very frightening and increasingly disasterously insane sounding bailout plan.
WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK?
I'm having problem laughing at this shit, and that's not just because my edited picture of Paulson isn't funny.
In fact, some of the most basic details, including the $700 billion figure Treasury would use to buy up bad debt, are fuzzy.
"It's not based on any particular data point," a Treasury spokeswoman told Forbes.com Tuesday. "We just wanted to choose a really large number."
WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK?
I'm having problem laughing at this shit, and that's not just because my edited picture of Paulson isn't funny.
Sometimes it's all about the excess
Graveyard Mall is currently offering this magnificent analogue phone "ear piece" for the handsome low price of $1.99 (plus $6.00 shipping). There is no better way to celebrate technology then the puzzled glances of passerby as you busily jabber away while declaring with pride that "THIS IS A FUCKING PHONE!"
I'm buying 10 of them, and I'm going to use all of them whenever I talk on the phone.
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Senate Hearing on Wall Street Bailout: Fail
Stolen from Denver Post
It would be a shame if the firms fail and people lose jobs and actual real sustainable loans become impossible to obtain due to draconian institutions desperately hiss at anyone coming close to what little actual funds they have, but I genuinely don't have any idea what this Bailout plan really involves.
The more I hear of it it sounds more like "here's a giant pile of cash, now, Treasury Secretary Nazi-Frankenstein, feel free to do whatever you want with it and no worries, we'll never ask you what you did with it because we wrote it in the law saying that we can't review any of the treasury secretary nazi-frankenstein's decision."
I mean, this doesn't feel the same as the Federal Reserve buying and owning 80% of AIG or the government taking control of Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae, this is, from the sound of it, a literal plea for a giant pool of money for them to do as they wish.
Is that what the bailout plan is?
GenAral Motors
Despite the fact that this demotivator is also a fail, it does demonstrate my sentiments exactly.
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
That is a really good razor
But a really bad tattoo choice. How can anyone walk into a tattoo shop, look at the wall and say, "Give me A-17". I don't get it.
Guess who's back?
That mean old cookie slayer. I love that costume.Of course, this one has it's merits as well...
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