A Beauty Pageant for Nuns

According to CNN (Thanks, Stacy!), a nice Italian Priest wanted to start an online beauty pageant to bring more awareness to the fact that not all nuns are dour old bags of hate.

I have no further comments, because it's at this point that us all slightly intimidated men began fantasizing about terrible strict hawt nuns, and will probably be debilitated for the rest of the day just by imagery alone... while we slowly burn in hell.

BROTHERS, I TURNED THE GOOGLE SAFE SEARCH FEATURE OFF, AND WAS HORRIFIED BY WHAT I FOUND, DON'T EVER DO SEARCH FOR SEXY NUN FOR WANK MATERIAL!!!

Scarlett Johansson as Silken Floss

Yeah...

Umm, excuse me... what?!?

http://view.break.com/561394

I really don't even know.....

Gonna make me pull an Arseface

GOD DAMMIT!!!
A story over at Bamkapow today says that the Mark Steven Johnson produced series based on the Garth Ennis comic series that I LOVE is not going to happen on HBO.

Turns out that the new head of HBO thinks that the material is too dark, violent and controversial. Wonder what would make them think that. MSJ did go on to mention that there are others looking into making a movie of preacher, but unless it were a five movie series, I couldn't see this story being done any justice. Of course a movie studio would probably go for a PG-13 anyway...

God is a Sock.

This is a fascinating contender to JR's hair, IMO.

pixftw

Daria Darko

by ~S~C

A odd video starring some guys wearing a banana mask.

I'm not talking about a mask that looks like a single banana, I'm talking about a mask covered with real bananas.

With fireworks in them.

That he lights and let it explode.

All on his face.

For Three Minutes.

It's all very odd.

"The Surrender"

I have no way to describe the sheer joy that the idea of George Washington on a triceratops can bring me.

Some sort of marathon.

Something seems off about this sign...

Alright, let's go down the checklist, Guns? Check

Cold Beer? Check.

Wedding Gowns? um...

So is this what they mean by Shotgun Wedding?

That should do it.

Dog Tits is Unecessary and Makes Me Stare at My Dog in Ways That Makes My Dog Uncomfortable.

Posting will be Slightly sporatic today and maybe rest of the week.

I've used up my batch of backup photos and forgot to browse the internet during the weekend, if I come across something good I'll post it, but until then, I shall leave you with this:


(Miss Piggy sings "Fuck the Pain away")

You will want to put your headphones on for this one.

So I was all set and ready to take on the world and then I look outside the window and...

I'm going back to bed.


The Big Picture

We'll finish the day with drowning.

Yes that is a little odd.

Volcanic Lightning.

Not many things can be more awe inspiring then a lightning storm caused by a volcanic explosion.

The Consequences of...

Wish I know where this came from.

Let's go on a Road Trip, Guys.

by Alexander Ravin via e_apraksina

Kinuko's Farm

Paul Robertson

Would this classify the dog as "Steampunk"

BUT LOOK AT HIS GOGGLES!