Wakey wakey, eggs & bakey

I must have this alarm clock, it actually cooks you bacon to be done and pop out for you at the time you set the alarm for.

Know Your Porn Star: Shigeo Tokuda

Relax, it's CNN coverage.

Waterballoon

Thanks Stacy!

A girl licks everything in a hotel room

It's a bit racy, maybe NSFW.



It's a viral for Extended Stay Hotels, I think... how deliciously odd

Anthony Hopkins Accused: Murdered Wife Found in Freezer.

More Information here.

Take down!

Kabul Afghanistan, 40 years apart.

A before and after picture of Paghman Gardens, Kabul Afghanistan taken 40 years apart, reflecting the results of 20 years of war.

Source

Tennis Ball Head?

How odd.

I know this is a pun joke and all...

But I couldn't resist the exchange.

Man feared Drowned During Baptism

A baptism should be a time of rejoicing, a time when you and your loved ones join together in rapture and harmony, embraced by the love of God.

So it's all the more tragic to witness your loved one's moment of rebirth would also become their last moment on this mortal soil.

Rescuers have called off the search for a 22-year-old man feared drowned during a baptism in the San Joaquin Delta.

The Hispanic man disappeared under the water late Sunday afternoon near the Brannan Island State Recreation Area, northeast of the San Francisco Bay, according to Coast Guard officials.

A Sacramento County Drowning Accident Rescue Team (DART) joined the underwater search for the missing man, whose identity has not been released.

Officials called off the search Sunday night.

cbs5.com

Actually, I heard that the story was the man was swimming near the area during baptism when he disappeared, equally tragic, and I'm just going to end it there before I damn myself some more...

Waterdrop Smiley

One Man-made "SkyScraper"

Emphasis placed on "One Man".


Located in Archangelsk, Russia (Is that a real name? no, not Russia, "Archangelsk", I find it hard to believe that someone didn't take an English word and gave it a "Russian sound", simply to give credit to their story. It's like calling Quarter Pounder "Quarter Pounderska").

Deputy Dog

Weekend at Megatron's

The always impeccably dressed Tony Lee came up with this idea:

TRANSFORMERS: WEEKEND AT MEGATRON'S

Following the death of Optimus Prime, Ultra Magnus takes the Matrix thing that makes you like the leader and everything but it makes him all screwy temporarily and he can't attend a Intergalactic Truce meeting between the Autobots and the Decepticons.

So Hotrod and Bumblebee dig up Optimus, now a bit rusted and, in true Weekend At Bernie's style, try to convince everyone that Prime's still alive, with shenanigans ensuing and antics galore...

I thought it was funny until someone pointed out that they'd already dug Optimus back up...

Admit it. It's gold.

Tony Lee Drank too much at SDCC and took a swing at your childhood.

Dexter: Power-Saw to the People

Apparently they are selling the posters.

WTF is that?!?

This thing washed ashore in Montauk. But what the HELL is it?
Link.

Edit from Benny: Maybe it's one of these:

Now if only I know what this thing is, the problem is solved.

Would you like some Fries with that?

Blame It On The Voices

Surf, by Dustin Humphrey

Created by Surf Conglomerate Insight51, for a series called Dopamine.

Riding a Wave with Dustin Humphrey (I would wait until you get home to click on that somewhat NSFW link)

Mandles is 1% wax, 99% man-lust

Mandles are candles, made with scents, for men. So it's the antithesis of Secret antiperspirant, except it makes you smelly-er.

Some of their smells are questionable


While some just smells delicious!




And Some are just beyond definition.


I'm intrigued by the A-Team smell though, I love the smell of defenestration in the morning.

Mandles

Thanks Lin!

Cat loves Rooster.

I saw it and I had to post it.

And I'm pretty sure we all are thinking the same thing here, but let me ask you this: Where's your Giraffe?

Mist

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