What to do in Virginia when you are hungry...

Caught in the act.

check out the guard's expression.

The Hobocop

I've read about the Hobocop before, but the reason that I wanted to post this here is because one of my favorite LJ blogger, theweaselking, had this to say about the article.

Homemade Dalek chases homeless people in Atlanta.

I had a good laugh, but the Doctor disapproves

John Waters is fucking crazy.

In a recent interview from men.style.com, John Waters proclaimed his love for the Chipmunks:

Q: People always talk about your outlandish fascinations. Do you have any normal ones?
A: I do love The Chipmunks. I’m erotically obsessed with Alvin. I talk about that on my Christmas show, how I wanted to have sex with Alvin and the Chipmunks. And a real animator—I’m not going to tell you what period he was from—just drew one for me of Alvin jerking off. One of the best fan presents I ever got.

I should be disgusted, but I'm not, John Waters is just too god damn strange to be disgusted at, god bless that man.

Hairspray, Iraq, and masturbating to Chipmunks.

Gammer Police?

NOT IN MY HOUSE YOU DON'T!

at least, not in public.

The words actually meant "please don't bring your own fish feed", kind of, I guess they want to make money off of selling fish feed... and keeping the water privates free.

Nothing ruins a koi's day faster then swimming in a pond full of privates.

Fresh OJ

Admit it, you thought I was going to post a picture of OJ stepping out of the shower, didn't you?

What happens when a F-111 hits a Pelican at 340mph

Source

"Raquel"

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Flying Priest Lost at Sea

Father Adelir Antonio de Carli began his flight suspended in a harness-like seat from 1,000 balloons of various colors on Sunday in the southern port of Paranagua. He had intended to fly 20 hours due west but unexpected winds carried the 42-year-old Roman Catholic priest out over the south Atlantic on a southeasterly course.

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Rescue workers searched the coast farther south, in Santa Catarina state, on Tuesday by boat and plane in the hope of finding de Carli alive.

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In other, slightly more disturbing news, Sam's Club is limiting their sale of rice. GET OFF MY STAPLE FOOD GOD DAMN YOU!

This really did confound me.

Unexpected

The lack of blood is a promising sight.

My iPhone, let me show you it.

I'm gonna start a website called gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (dot com)

It'll be a website about things that gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, and it'll be awesome, because when things gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, they really gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

What, google owns that domain name? alright, fine then, I'll change my plan, and make a website dedicated to goggles, I'll call it, gogggles (dot com), the extra G denotes the excessive amount of goggle coverage I'll... what, google owns that too?

Fine, screw them, they can keep my brilliant idea, I'll just start a euro buying club, I'll shall call it eurobuyclub (dot money) OH C'MON!

Okay, fuck google, I'm gonna start a series of smear campaign with googleporn and porngoogle-SONOFABITCH WHAT DO THEY NOT OWN?

I KNOW, ISHITONGOOGLE.COM, HAHA-no I won't really do that, but this puzzles me, what the hell is a googhole? I'm intrigued by googlepoo though.

At least they don't own googleafro, which is a comprehensive search website dedicated to the art of afro, how awesome they are, and who you can find it on (that dude in Enter the Dragon).

a pretty comprehensive list of domain names owned by google.

I love Scary go Round.

I don't think it'll come as a surprise to anybody that I read webcomics, and one particular series I've always held it close and dear to my heart is Scary go Round. Combine 1 part whimsy and 2 parts eccentricity, oh, and the fact that John Allison is uniquely English (that sounds strange, like saying with the exception of a few, all British people are the same) makes this webcomic a fantastic read.

That, and today's entry details on the YAK-WENDINGO WAR. There's just an untold fortune of awesome implied in that, untold.

Scary go Round

in 2021...

no worries, it's only Canadians.

Bacon Tux: "everything was going swell until the guests ate the groom"

If you've ever thought to yourself "this wedding would be better with bacon", well THINK NO MORE! Archie McPhee, the bastard love child of everything that's horrible yet wonderful, brings you the BACON TUXEDO, an amalgamation of everything that's good about bacon, except the edible aspect of it.

Once again, let's hope that I don't ever become a cannibal, although it wouldn't surprise me to walk by JR's cubicle and see him wearing the tux, gnawing on his bacon scented arm.

I'm weird, he's crazy, that's what my racism tells me.

thanks, Stacy.

Imperforate Anus, it's a real and there's more then one documented case, in fact, it's been happening for centuries.

Note: What may be worse is getting a new anus by accident.

Come to Tennesse, be touched by his noodly appendage.

The Tennessee chapter of the Church of FSM has installed a Flying Spaghetti Monster statue outside of The Cumberland County Courthouse in Crossville, Tennessee.

Now I have three reasons to visit Tennessee.

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JESUS GOAAAAAAAL

I. LOVE. NIGERIANS.

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